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One day I went to the mall. I saw a llama. He zoomed in with baconized mushroom which tasted of chicken. Because of his nasty teeth that looked like grilled rat instead of my pickled punctuation, walruses were released! In 2012, Obama had a big burp, but the burp had no reason. The bacon brought an unsuspecting orangutan that looked just like a llama, which ate the bacon. Besides flatulence, accidentally spilled on the imaginary turd, the orangutan then ran to a pay desk for some information about antidisestablishmentarianism. Then he ran swimmingly towards oblivion until burlesque was punched in the Coccyx! Out comes he and her backwards onto a plate! "Ouch! that was really painful to swallow!" he yelled at the random daisy that was growing in a toilet. And BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM...the baby duke juker destroyed the entire cardboard house without any help except that **** poodle took a futuristic tricorder and sharted on pillows that felt squishy even though someone had flown them into New Mexico. Back to the story, Shane phasered Mike until Jean-Luc took a dump of oligonucleotide to the spacelab to eat for din-din. And while they were eating lead, my colon exploded upwards all the way behind Trekkie's massive hotdog which gave Estor a lollipop which looked as

One day I went to the mall. I saw a llama. He zoomed in with baconized mushroom which tasted of chicken. Because of his nasty teeth that looked like grilled rat instead of my pickled punctuation, walruses were released! In 2012, Obama had a big burp, but the burp had no reason. The bacon brought an unsuspecting orangutan that looked just like a llama, which ate the bacon. Besides flatulence, accidentally spilled on the imaginary turd, the orangutan then ran to a pay desk for some information about antidisestablishmentarianism. Then he ran swimmingly towards oblivion until burlesque was punched in the Coccyx! Out comes he and her backwards onto a plate! "Ouch! that was really painful to swallow!" he yelled at the random daisy that was growing in a toilet. And BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM...the baby duke juker destroyed the entire cardboard house without any help except that **** poodle took a futuristic tricorder and sharted on pillows that felt squishy even though someone had flown them into New Mexico. Back to the story, Shane phasered Mike until Jean-Luc took a dump of oligonucleotide to the spacelab to eat for din-din. And while they were eating lead, my colon exploded upwards all the way behind Trekkie's massive hotdog which gave Estor a lollipop which looked as disgusting

One day I went to the mall. I saw a llama. He zoomed in with baconized mushroom which tasted of chicken. Because of his nasty teeth that looked like grilled rat instead of my pickled punctuation, walruses were released! In 2012, Obama had a big burp, but the burp had no reason. The bacon brought an unsuspecting orangutan that looked just like a llama, which ate the bacon. Besides flatulence, accidentally spilled on the imaginary turd, the orangutan then ran to a pay desk for some information about antidisestablishmentarianism. Then he ran swimmingly towards oblivion until burlesque was punched in the Coccyx! Out comes he and her backwards onto a plate! "Ouch! that was really painful to swallow!" he yelled at the random daisy that was growing in a toilet. And BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM...the baby duke juker destroyed the entire cardboard house without any help except that **** poodle took a futuristic tricorder and sharted on pillows that felt squishy even though someone had flown them into New Mexico. Back to the story, Shane phasered Mike until Jean-Luc took a dump of oligonucleotide to the spacelab to eat for din-din. And while they were eating lead, my colon exploded upwards all the way behind Trekkie's massive hotdog which gave Estor a lollipop which looked as disgusting the orangutan [decide to end the sentence with a period or to continue it, then delete this message, as said below, I've laid out some new rules/tips. So be sure to check it out, it should help you out and will let you know WTF I'm talking about]

{DO NOT COPY - I'VE ADDED A FEW NOTES ON THE FIRST POST - PLEASE GIVE IT A QUICK LOOK}

One day I went to the mall. I saw a llama. He zoomed in with baconized mushroom which tasted of chicken. Because of his nasty teeth that looked like grilled rat instead of my pickled punctuation, walruses were released! In 2012, Obama had a big burp, but the burp had no reason. The bacon brought an unsuspecting orangutan that looked just like a llama, which ate the bacon. Besides flatulence, accidentally spilled on the imaginary turd, the orangutan then ran to a pay desk for some information about antidisestablishmentarianism. Then he ran swimmingly towards oblivion until burlesque was punched in the Coccyx! Out comes he and her backwards onto a plate! "Ouch! that was really painful to swallow!" he yelled at the random daisy that was growing in a toilet. And BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM...the baby duke juker destroyed the entire cardboard house without any help except that **** poodle took a futuristic tricorder and sharted on pillows that felt squishy even though someone had flown them into New Mexico. Back to the story, Shane phasered Mike until Jean-Luc took a dump of oligonucleotide to the spacelab to eat for din-din. And while they were eating lead, my colon exploded upwards all the way behind Trekkie's massive hotdog which gave Estor a lollipop which looked as disgusting the orangutan? Purplish flakes [under]

One day I went to the mall. I saw a llama. He zoomed in with baconized mushroom which tasted of chicken. Because of his nasty teeth that looked like grilled rat instead of my pickled punctuation, walruses were released! In 2012, Obama had a big burp, but the burp had no reason. The bacon brought an unsuspecting orangutan that looked just like a llama, which ate the bacon. Besides flatulence, accidentally spilled on the imaginary turd, the orangutan then ran to a pay desk for some information about antidisestablishmentarianism. Then he ran swimmingly towards oblivion until burlesque was punched in the Coccyx! Out comes he and her backwards onto a plate! "Ouch! that was really painful to swallow!" he yelled at the random daisy that was growing in a toilet. And BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM...the baby duke juker destroyed the entire cardboard house without any help except that **** poodle took a futuristic tricorder and sharted on pillows that felt squishy even though someone had flown them into New Mexico. Back to the story, Shane phasered Mike until Jean-Luc took a dump of oligonucleotide to the spacelab to eat for din-din. And while they were eating lead, my colon exploded upwards all the way behind Trekkie's massive hotdog which gave Estor a lollipop which looked as disgusting the orangutan? Purplish flakes under

{Duke they're just notes tha I think would make it more fun or whatever, and why'd you finish the last sentence with a question mark it doesn't make any sense}

One day I went to the mall. I saw a llama. He zoomed in with baconized mushroom which tasted of chicken. Because of his nasty teeth that looked like grilled rat instead of my pickled punctuation, walruses were released! In 2012, Obama had a big burp, but the burp had no reason. The bacon brought an unsuspecting orangutan that looked just like a llama, which ate the bacon. Besides flatulence, accidentally spilled on the imaginary turd, the orangutan then ran to a pay desk for some information about antidisestablishmentarianism. Then he ran swimmingly towards oblivion until burlesque was punched in the Coccyx! Out comes he and her backwards onto a plate! "Ouch! that was really painful to swallow!" he yelled at the random daisy that was growing in a toilet. And BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM...the baby duke juker destroyed the entire cardboard house without any help except that **** poodle took a futuristic tricorder and sharted on pillows that felt squishy even though someone had flown them into New Mexico. Back to the story, Shane phasered Mike until Jean-Luc took a dump of oligonucleotide to the spacelab to eat for din-din. And while they were eating lead, my colon exploded upwards all the way behind Trekkie's massive hotdog which gave Estor a lollipop which looked as disgusting the orangutan? Purplish flakes under the octopus disseminated savagely. I ate

One day I went to the mall. I saw a llama. He zoomed in with baconized mushroom which tasted of chicken. Because of his nasty teeth that looked like grilled rat instead of my pickled punctuation, walruses were released! In 2012, Obama had a big burp, but the burp had no reason. The bacon brought an unsuspecting orangutan that looked just like a llama, which ate the bacon. Besides flatulence, accidentally spilled on the imaginary turd, the orangutan then ran to a pay desk for some information about antidisestablishmentarianism. Then he ran swimmingly towards oblivion until burlesque was punched in the Coccyx! Out comes he and her backwards onto a plate! "Ouch! that was really painful to swallow!" he yelled at the random daisy that was growing in a toilet. And BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM...the baby duke juker destroyed the entire cardboard house without any help except that **** poodle took a futuristic tricorder and sharted on pillows that felt squishy even though someone had flown them into New Mexico. Back to the story, Shane phasered Mike until Jean-Luc took a dump of oligonucleotide to the spacelab to eat for din-din. And while they were eating lead, my colon exploded upwards all the way behind Trekkie's massive hotdog which gave Estor a lollipop which looked as disgusting the orangutan? Purplish flakes under the octopus disseminated savagely. I ate snow and