You're the most craziest, foolish, [more negative adjectives here], person I've met! I know why, you came to me, adding me, so we could plot against a certain person, and BY ALL MIGHT, IT WORKED! Yeah, I could save what I said just there for a birthday topic, but no, you haven't changed from year's past, or all of four years, you noob.

Stay that way, Bnb wouldn't be the same without you!
Dear Shane,
Don't add him.
I also consider it an achievement that I didn't post on your three years topic. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!