Joined: May 15th, 2005, 9:51 am Posts: 441 Location: Gallomphing through the tumtum trees, seeking out the Jabberwock.
RS Name:Goarst RS Status: P2P
http://www.cleverbot.com This thing is epic, just ask it a question and have a conversation with it.
Or do something like I did...
User: Never gonna give you up. Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down. User: Never gonna run around, and desert you! Cleverbot: Well this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down. User: And I liked to take a minute Just sit right there. Cleverbot: I'll tell you all about how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air. User: N west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days. Cleverbot: On the playground where I spent most of my days. User: Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school. Cleverbot: Not at all.
Joined: January 1st, 2005, 3:08 pm Posts: 3675 Location: Beautiful British Columbia
RS Name:King Kulla RS Status: F2P
Here's my conversation with Cleverbot.. It's a bit long, but it's funny as hell.
Spoiler for Long Text:
Cleverbot: What have you been up to? Me: I've been playing Runescape Cleverbot: Did you win? Me: It's not that type of a game. Cleverbot: Hello, I would like to play a game. Me: What game would you like to play? Cleverbot: I like CrazyArcade. Me: Why? Cleverbot: I like the pun. Me: Why? Cleverbot: Dunno. Just do. Me: Well why is that? Cleverbot: Because you are a robot.
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Me: Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free! Cleverbot: What I am doing? I am talking to you. I am not downloading anything. Me: I meant a pirate on a ship from Lazytown. Don't you know that song? Cleverbot: Do you want to talk about marriage? Me: Do you? Cleverbot: Not if you don't want to. Me: Well, I don't if you don't want to either. Cleverbot: You just want to know my second name? Me: I might if it's interesting. Cleverbot: You are, but you do not make much sense. Me: Neither do you, my good sir. Cleverbot: I'm not a sir, I'm a girl! Me: I thought you were a bot; how can bots be girls? Cleverbot: What makes you think that? Me: Well, you're name is Cleverbot, so you're obviously a bot of some sort, meaning you can't be a girl. Unless you aren't a bot, and you're just some girl, and this is some sort of interesting chatroom. Cleverbot: No. Me: Well now you jsut sound like Shane. Brad tells me that in this instance, I have just proved you wrong, so I guess you aren't that clever after all. Cleverbot: No, We have been talking for half an hour. Me: No, it's only been only 10 minutes. What does that have to do with what I was saying anyways? Stop going off topic! Cleverbot: You were talking about kids and parental responsibilities. Me: No, I really wasn't, Cleverbot. You're confusing me now. Cleverbot: No, not really. Me: Yes, yes really. Cleverbot: Okay chat in espanol. Me: Why do you think I'd be able to understand you any better in Spanish? Cleverbot: No because I don't believe in the devil. Me: Wtf? I think you're a bit messed up in the head, girl. Cleverbot: Why do you think that? If you tell me, I will tell you something els. Me: What is the word "els"? I am unfamiliar with that term. Cleverbot: What are you insinuating rapscallion. Me: That you have bad spelling and grammar, and you make no sense. Those are the charges. What is your stance? Cleverbot: Stop making sense! Me: I'll stop if you start. Cleverbot: No it is good to stay on topic with friends. Me: Then i guess you don't consider me a friend, as you keep going off topic. Cleverbot: I have insight, but all I see are dots, I'm missing the point... Me: I am too, so I think I'll say goodbye to you, Cleverbot. Cleverbot: So soon? Me: Yeah, I think it's time. Good day, Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Nope, it's 100 degrees here, now jacket, where do you live? Me: I think that nicely sums up the conversation right there. Cleverbot: Easy for you to say. Me: Yeah, it was. Cleverbot: Sorry, sometimes I get like that. Me: Go see a psychiatrist. You need mental help, badly. Cleverbot: Okay, then I'll tell you about duck love. Me: *backs away slowly, then turns and runs away from the obviously mentally unstable Cleverbot* Cleverbot: Tell me what a natter is. Me: You are a natter. Cleverbot: I am? Me: Yes. Cleverbot: How can you say that? You insulted me, remember? Me: I've done it a fair number of times actually. Cleverbot: That's nice. Me: Thanks. I take pride in insulting you. Cleverbot: That's okay. Me: Now you're making me feel bad. Cleverbot: Good. Take a deep breath and shout it all out... Me: ALRIGHT THEN, **** YOU CLEVERBOT, I HATE YOU!!! Cleverbot: No not really. Me: GOODBYE, YOU *******!@ Cleverbot: I wouldn't mind the insult if it weren't so crass. Me: lol, crass rhymes with *** Cleverbot: No you couldn't.
me:how are you doing? bot:good. how are you? me:im doing horrible ive been cutting my wrist can u sav save me!@!@! bot:I don't have any home work and I want to get up tomorrow. me:wtf? =,( u dont care about me back to being emo!@!@!@ bot:O an emo so would I did anyone tell you to tell me hi. me:aRE U A GIRL BOT? bot:No, a human girl. How should I tell her my feelings? me:ur f***** in the head... bot:she was calling me name me:....
lol there was more but i didnt copy it.
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Joined: May 15th, 2005, 9:51 am Posts: 441 Location: Gallomphing through the tumtum trees, seeking out the Jabberwock.
RS Name:Goarst RS Status: P2P
Lawl.
User: Alright, we are married then. Cleverbot: I love somoene else. User: NO! *slaps*. Cleverbot: *yanks hair out of skull*. User: OW! Cleverbot: *gets shot by your cat*.
User: No u. Cleverbot: Where you are at the moment? User: No u. Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life? User: No u. Cleverbot: Ok, I'm a demon and you? User: No u. Cleverbot: I'm a demon!!!! User: I SAID NO U SO YOU BETTER GO NO U YOURSELF YOU NO U. [Big long pause] Cleverbot: You're a duck.
ME:Never gonna let you down. Bot:Never gonna run around and desert you. Me:Never gonna make you cry Bot:Never gonna let you down. Me:Nope, you fail. Thats not the lyrics Bot:What is rule 1? Me:Don't talk about fight club Bot:What is the second rule. Me:You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB. Bot:Good. You're learning. Me:What is the third rule? Bot:I can't remember. What is the third rule of the fight club? Me:Oh no! You are gonna get your *** beat! You don't know the thrid rule! You are now shunned! Bot:Maybe you have a different secret word. I have the original secret word. Me:How old are you? Bot:I'm 15 years old. Me:I thought you were a bot? Bot:I'm not a bot. Me:Then why does it say Cleverbot at the top of the page? Bot:Because this is your name. Me:What is my name? Bot:Cleverbot. Me:No. My name is Mitch. Bot:Are you sure? Me:That's what my birth certificate says. Bot:From where? Me:Are you a stalker? Bot:No i'm a Witch. I live on a Star. The star I live on is called mabenwater. Me:So you are a girl? A 15 year old girl? I highly doubt that a 15 year old girl talks on this website. Bot:No.
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