Fail Stories

tell the funniest fail you ever did or saw.
the funny fail i did was when my friend told my to lean forward and press the front brake i did the bike fliped hit the front wheel and did a flip and just stood there when i fell and i did not have a scratch on me. then i showed my friend what happened in slow motion but when i tiped the bike up the back end swung aroung and the meatle spikes on the peadle left a huge gash in my leg. so i fliped a bike and did not get hurt but i got hurt going slowmo. fail.

and a second one for me was on GTA4 on party mode I was with my friend we were sitting on the couch. I said i could do cool things on a motorcycle and i went speeding off then at max speed i hit a cone and flew off the bike end over end then right above me was a street sign i hit that then spun in the air about 500 feet before slaming into a cop car and i had 1 star.

I tried to hop a fence and I ripped the corner of my pants.

I don't fail too often.

I burn myself while straightening my hair regularly.

How about riding a bike down a Dirt/Mud hill and not seeing a dith, hitting the ditch, flipping, getting a rock to scar your right above my left eay and the gear cut off a peice of my ear. I needed 8 stitches and I thouh I was going to look like an Elf XD

I can't understand what you said.

I know exactly what he said. And also what he meant. So hey, stop being a grammar nazi, and try to understand what people say instead of going "oops they misspelled a word let's make fun of them."

When I first ever tried to play runescape my computer cought on fire. Still to this day I have no idea why. I think it was a sign from God telling me not to play.

My Mum hasn't been well lately and so I've been the primary cook for a couple of weeks. I had a friend over today and we were pan-frying some steaks for dinner, smoking up the kitchen so much that my Dad noticed his glasses fogging up upstairs. But that wasn't important; the cooking itself went very successfully.

I left it to my friend to take care of flipping steaks while I went and played her some piano tunes in the next room (terribly, might I add), then came back in and leaned against the end of the counter next to the stove. It just so happened that there was a tea towel and a newspaper clipping sitting on the top of the counter and by leaning slightly against the tea towel, the newspaper in turn got a little too close to the element on the stove, and caught fire. Ironically this was after already removing both of the smoke alarms from the kitchen.

I suppose that's why I don't mind being head chef. Never a dull moment when I'm in charge.