Just back from Italy. 3rd time I've been there and its never as good as I expect it to be. Rome is a pretty mediocre city compared to most other European capitals.
Yes, that was pretty good, interesting and all. I'm not saying I don't like Italy, I just always have really high expectations of it as a holiday destination, and it always falls short.
Many people decide to go there and sell there kidney, they have a big black market for kidneys. You might want to make sure you still have two because they could have drugged you and taken it out
Come to think of it I did wake up in a bath of ice with some poorly sewn stitches near my groin and a stinging pain in my lower back. I just assumed I'd got drunk and had some impromptu-surgery.