Nice cream carpets? Not anymore, now they are speckled cream & crimson & cleaning up somebody else's vomit is NOT fun. Nor is trying to work out if that's snoring or choking.
You wouldn't think that I'm the 21 year old & they're late 30s. This is one night they'll liked never remember & I will never forget. 4am & I'm working at 10 but too worried to sleep.
