[Guide] "What to do when you get called noob?" Guide

It happens pretty often that people in RuneScape call other people noob.
In this guide you can find what to do with people who call you noob and how to handle with it.

Well what you shouldn't do when you get called noob is yelling noob back to the offender. If you do that, you are almost admitting that you are the noob.
You shouldn't say other offending things to them, cause they can report you...


You can do multiple thing if someone calls you noob.
The following things are the best to do when someone calles you noob

1 You can put him on your ingore list for 10 minutes after that he doesn't talk to you anymore. (This one works any time and is the best one to use)
2 You can say: "I reported u." Most of the time they stop talking to you but if they go on, just follow option 1.
3 Another thing you can do is that every time he says noob to you, you say: "lol" or "rofl".
4 You can say also: Don't u know that if u call some1 noob u r admitting you are 1?. Most of the time they don't know what to say to you then.
5 Say: "Hey!! It is MR.Noob for u." Sometimes they stop calling you noob but if they start calling you MR.Noob, then you just say: "lol i thought that every1 who is listening to a noob is a noob".

In option 1 and 3 you give the offender a feeling that his action was useless.
In option 2 you give the offender a depressiving feeling that would stay with him for something like 10 minutes. Enjoy those minutes.
In option 4 you make it impossible for the offender to continue calling you a noob.
In option 5 you give the offender a impossible choice because he can stop calling you a noob or he keeps shouting noob and he admits that he's a noob himself.

Nice guide! People get called that all the time. You should put in what a noob is for people who don't know.

[quote="enkidutorix"][color=violet]Wheres the option where u flamed them until they cry? Or until you get banned urself [/color][/quote]

lmao this option is good, nice fun...i would say harmless but i'd be lieing, but still fun way to back them off

I edit it, and thanks for the idea Steadfripp0.

A guide with this exact info + more was put on runehq jsut yesterday

you copying them?

what u should do?

cry and cry and cry and complain to jagex.

noob is a lifestyle, not level fgs

lol, that no.5 is gonna work heeps goodness

i report them if they are calling me a noob or i ignore them