Disney buys Marvel

CreepyPirate · **Posted:** August 31st, 2009, 9:42 am

Bwuuhh?

http://kotaku.com/5349341/disney-buys-marvel-for-4-billion

Bugger me that's a lot of money. Maybe we'll get a good spiderman film now.

...Or maybe we'll get an even worse one with singing from the jonas brothers and i dunno..<insert **** childslave of disney> playing spiderman. Good news is Disney attempts at making video games in the past haven't been half bad so we might get something interesting to play.

Wonder if this has anything to do with the new Disney channel kicking off in the UK the other day as well. It's supposed to target young boys and well..comic book heroes are right up that street.

Adbot · **Posted:** August 31st, 2009, 9:42 am

Kenny · **Posted:** August 31st, 2009, 9:50 am

We'll end up either with a pixar marvel movie or a really shocking animated one.

Iron Maiden · **Posted:** August 31st, 2009, 12:08 pm

We'll probably get new animated Spidey,X-Men or *insert marvel hero name here* movies. Maybe something like the old but still epic Batman: Mask of Phantasm. Actually, I can picture a dvd release of an animated movie Spiderman vs Carnage, because Carnage is way too hardcore for kids animated series.

Creepy, What the hell is wrong with Spidey movies? They are epic (except maybe the 3rd, but I still like it). All three are in my top 5 favorite movies.

CreepyPirate · **Posted:** August 31st, 2009, 12:37 pm

There not epic at all. There dull. With a terrible cast. And frankly MJ should be murdered because the love interest ***** me the **** off across all the boards.

You see all these superheros right that go through some **** but they suck it up and get on with it. And that whiney ***** spiderman just complains a lot and cries. It's far more apparent in the films than it is anywhere else. It REALLY winds me up. XD I want to tell him to suck it up and take it like a man.

Batman has the right idea. Boohoo you lost an uncle. He lost a **** mother and father THEY WAS MURDERED IN FRONT OF HIM **** IT. Sure Mr spider lost his parents too but it wasn't due to anything evil. But BATMAN sucks it up and takes on everything and that guy doesn't even have super powers. Superman doesn't **** cry either cause lois lane isn't putting out.

The punisher just murders everyone for killing his wife and kid. Hes a **** badass. In short: Spiderman is a **** ***** and while I rather liked the cartoon as a kid, haven't really read many of the comics the films are awful boring snooze fests filled with him complaining and crying for most of it and 10% action.

Anyway i think you're all getting the wrong idea about Disney. They probably wont change anything. Look at touchstone (they made gone in 60 seconds). You'd never know that was owned by Disney.

The Killer · **Posted:** August 31st, 2009, 12:48 pm

first thing that comes to mind: MARVEL MOVIES FOR KID AUDIENCES

oh man the disney-style cartoons with marvel characters and high pitched voices to appeal to the kids oh god

Iron Maiden · **Posted:** August 31st, 2009, 2:27 pm

CreepyPirate wrote:

There not epic at all. There dull. With a terrible cast. And frankly MJ should be murdered because the love interest ***** me the **** off across all the boards.

You see all these superheros right that go through some **** but they suck it up and get on with it. And that whiney ***** spiderman just complains a lot and cries. It's far more apparent in the films than it is anywhere else. It REALLY winds me up. XD I want to tell him to suck it up and take it like a man.

Batman has the right idea. Boohoo you lost an uncle. He lost a **** mother and father THEY WAS MURDERED IN FRONT OF HIM **** IT. Sure Mr spider lost his parents too but it wasn't due to anything evil. But BATMAN sucks it up and takes on everything and that guy doesn't even have super powers. Superman doesn't **** cry either cause lois lane isn't putting out.

The punisher just murders everyone for killing his wife and kid. Hes a **** badass. In short: Spiderman is a **** ***** and while I rather liked the cartoon as a kid, haven't really read many of the comics the films are awful boring snooze fests filled with him complaining and crying for most of it and 10% action.

Anyway i think you're all getting the wrong idea about Disney. They probably wont change anything. Look at touchstone (they made gone in 60 seconds). You'd never know that was owned by Disney.

Batman belongs in DC Universe Comics, you know. It has nothing to do with Marvel.
Spidey and The Punisher are not comparable. Frank Castle is filled up with vengeance and his only wish is to kill all criminals while Spidey only wants to save the world.
No matter what, you must admit Spidey is the most popular super-hero of all times, along with Superman (DCU) and Batman (DCU).
Spidey lost Gwen Stacy, His both parents, George Stacy, His Aunt May, His Uncle Ben, His clone Ben Reily, His best friend Harry (who came back not so long ago) and another countless ammount of friends. Maybe Batman or whoever dont cry because of it, but heck, even a man comes over the edge after losing so much people.

I agree that MJ is a right ***** in the movies, She has nothing to do with the one in comics or cartoon. Heck get rid of tis ***** and bring on Black Cat.

Adbot · **Posted:** August 31st, 2009, 2:27 pm

Marking22 · **Posted:** August 31st, 2009, 3:44 pm

does this mean kingdom hearts is going to have marvel characters in them?

CreepyPirate · **Posted:** August 31st, 2009, 3:48 pm

Marking22 wrote:

does this mean kingdom hearts is going to have marvel characters in them?

I'd like Marvel VS Capcom VS Disney and i hate fighting games but having the chance to beat the **** out of mickey mouse is just to much.

Marking22 · **Posted:** August 31st, 2009, 3:50 pm

CreepyPirate wrote:

Marking22 wrote:

does this mean kingdom hearts is going to have marvel characters in them?

I'd like Marvel VS Capcom VS Disney and i hate fighting games but having the chance to beat the **** out of mickey mouse is just to much.

marvel vs capsom vs mk vs disney

i would be raiden and kill goofy

Anoi · **Posted:** August 31st, 2009, 4:31 pm

They are going to replace spiderman's suit with a blonde wig, and venom will have a brunette one.

Iron Maiden · **Posted:** September 1st, 2009, 7:30 am

Stop being so dumb everyone. Nothing you said above is going to happen.

Warner Brothers once bought DC Universe, and they made a Batman animated film. Did they include Bugs Bunny? No! Did they made Superman vs Daffy Duck? NO!

Disney bought Marvel to make a ton of money. Not to include their characters into Marvel's one.

KefkaticFanatic · **Posted:** September 1st, 2009, 10:52 am

Yes, but Disney is an evil and corrupt corporation just like Walt Disney himself, and supporting any future Marvel productions is supporting Disney.

CreepyPirate · **Posted:** September 1st, 2009, 11:03 am

KefkaticFanatic wrote:

Yes, but Disney is an evil and corrupt corporation just like Walt Disney himself, and supporting any future Marvel productions is supporting Disney.

Gunna have to explain how Disney is anymore corrupt than every other giant out there. I've heard this in the past but tbh I've no idea what they've done to gain that image.

Shreder · **Posted:** September 2nd, 2009, 11:17 am

i have a feeling they're going to ruin classics by making them more child oriented.
The Thing is going to start hugging people and Thor will have an inflatable hammer.

Steven · **Posted:** September 3rd, 2009, 7:00 pm

Sounds like the CEO of Marvel is going to be set for life. Right? Right?

I bet we'll see Goofy in a X-Men movie, or a Spider-Man movie. Just you wait.