Strange forums

CreepyPirate · **Posted:** August 14th, 2009, 11:52 am

I stole these from another website that listed some of the strangest/sadest forums ever..some of them wasn't suitable for this site so I've taken it upon myself to steal the ones that are and claim it's my own research. All in all feel good, suddenly being on a runescape website doesn't seem as lame.

Ice chewers bulletin board:
http://icechewing.iswhaticrave.com/

Just a snippit of one forum post:

some dude wrote:

Subject: Newbie - A Chewer for Almost 10 Years

Hey all,

I randomly found this forum and I think it's comforting, in a way, to see so many people who eat ice as much as I do. I started when I was 14, just crunching on huge cubes straight from the tray. People commented on my strong teeth & jaws. Razz From there I downsized to more manageable-sized cubes, and softer ones, too (like crushed ice). I found ice would/can be a good replacement for crunchy food like chips and pretzels, and I tend to resort to a tall glass of ice after a big meal. My teeth have taken a battering from it (I don't tell my dentist I chomp cubes) but I plan on getting crowns on a few fillings that have chipped away...and then abstaining from ice. It's my only bad habit (don't smoke, don't do drugs, etc) but...it's hard to quit!

Mens long hair...hyperboard (???):
http://www.mlhh.org/

A homosexual gentleman wrote:

Subject: Dry hair - I need your help!

Hello all,

i have a big problem. My hair look shiny and pretty healthy but... when I touch it , it feel darmaticaly DRY ! especialy on the end.

i have tried many things but didn't worked...

here is my routine:

gently brushing my hair before washing it -> baby shampoo (that must'nt be hard wuth hair right ?) -> a lot of conditioner -> cold rinse -> towel dry a bit -> hair dry.

once dry i put a small amount of olive oil in my hair and i gently finger comb and brush my hair gently.

You who have soft hair please help me

And my personal favourite:
Furrs Fur Christ:
http://www.furrsfurchrist.com

FREAK wrote:

...used to be a furvert for a LONG TIME... but recently, I have gone to a christian councelor who helped me through it... It got to the point that I hit rock bottom and I lost all hope. Now, my life has been changed around completely. I have been free from **** for 6 months and 1week. I have no desire to go back now, but my parents don't understand that. I am going to buy a fursuit soon, just to remind myself about why I never want to go back to the way I was... I proved the furry steriotypes right... I am ashamed, but will not let that stop me. I have God on my side. All I have to do is obey my parents (Honor thy father and mother in the Lord, for this is right) and keep the fur OUTSIDE the house. I hope to get to know EVERYONE here! LOL. I will be on alot. Have a great day!

I had to look "furvert" up cause i had no idea what it was at first and i flat out filtered the other slang word after looking it up.

I'm afraid i can't post anymore because they involve *** star trek, *** men with four legs (??), *** things in general.
Does anyone else know of any **** bizzare forums? Keep them within the rules of course.

Adbot · **Posted:** August 14th, 2009, 11:52 am

Veggie Eater · **Posted:** August 14th, 2009, 8:36 pm

Haha so you won't post them because they involve *** men? That's what you find so obscene you can't post it in the forums? Now that is pretty strange.

Not trying to start a throw down or anything, just seemed pretty weird. The way you were describing your decision not to post some on the site I thought it was porn or something. Maybe the sites had porn on it? Bah.

Iron Maiden · **Posted:** August 14th, 2009, 8:53 pm

I'm scared.

Not because they're gays, but because I'm scared of the ammount of pointless content in these message. WHO CARES ABOUT YOU AND YOU **** DRY HAIR? The first thing you should do is to STOP SEARCHING ON THE INTERNET AND ASKING RANDOM PEOPLE FOR TIPS, GO TO SEE AN HAIRDESSER FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ice Chewing? Two choices are for you, Guinness World's Records for your ammount of stupidity or American Funniest Home Videos. I'd stick with opition two, because less people would know about you.

And the freak...uh...Wonder what he will do if he meets an Atheist.

Okay, I've been a bit harsh, but these kind of people never stop to surprise me.
Oh my dear freaks, You never seize to amaze me.

Strange forums comes randomly, you can't really find them by searching ''funny freaks forums'' on google or whatever. You'd have to search alot.
But I'm going to search right and I will share it with you guys as soon as I find one :wink:

Evelyn · **Posted:** August 14th, 2009, 9:16 pm

I ate the ice in my cup at dinner today.

Tasted good but I wouldn't need a whole forum dedicated to that would I?

Iron Maiden · **Posted:** August 14th, 2009, 9:19 pm

It's like making a thread here dedicated to the fact you farted today at exactly 9:00PM.
Totally pointless and WHO CARES?

Steven · **Posted:** August 14th, 2009, 9:39 pm

Iron Maiden wrote:

It's like making a thread here dedicated to the fact you farted today at exactly 9:00PM.
Totally pointless and WHO CARES?

What if my family became the most rich family in the United States? Then someone would care, right?

--

I do like to find some strange forums, they make me laugh, and they let me see how weird some people are.

I once read a deviantART blog Slimppu linked me to, and it was just pure /facepalm.

Spoiler for those who are willing to read:

Adbot · **Posted:** August 14th, 2009, 9:39 pm

Iron Maiden · **Posted:** August 14th, 2009, 9:43 pm

Steven wrote:

Iron Maiden wrote:

It's like making a thread here dedicated to the fact you farted today at exactly 9:00PM.
Totally pointless and WHO CARES?

What if my family became the most rich family in the United States? Then someone would care, right?

Use common sense for God's sake, Becoming the richest family of the US (which will never happen) has a discussion value. Posting it on a forum (even if no one would believe you) has a point, unlike the fact you've just farted.

Stop always trying to disagree with me or to try to prove me wrong at every single of my posts, it gets old.

CreepyPirate · **Posted:** August 15th, 2009, 12:50 am

Veggie Eater wrote:

Haha so you won't post them because they involve *** men? That's what you find so obscene you can't post it in the forums? Now that is pretty strange.

Not trying to start a throw down or anything, just seemed pretty weird. The way you were describing your decision not to post some on the site I thought it was porn or something. Maybe the sites had porn on it? Bah.

The sites did have adult material on them. As i currently like my account here i had no intention of getting myself banned.

I just found them funny enough to meantion.

Anubis · **Posted:** August 18th, 2009, 7:15 am

Oddly enough, I do know quite a few people who practice 'ice chewing'. My girlfriend eats ice but mainly cause the sound makes me cringe.

Brad · **Posted:** August 18th, 2009, 7:19 am

http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/

Is a forum full of crazies. Reading the stickies where they try to and rationalize their beliefs is a good way to burn 30 minutes. If I recall one of them has logic along the lines of "NASA are involved in a conspiracy to hide the fact the earth is flat, so any information they've ever put in to the public domain is invalid and can't be used to disprove our argument". Grade A whackjobs. They're intent on believing anyone whos ever been to space or been high enough to see the earth is spherical is part of a grand conspiracy.

Slimppu · **Posted:** August 18th, 2009, 7:26 am

Brad wrote:

http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/

Is a forum full of crazies. Reading the stickies where they try to and rationalize their beliefs is a good way to burn 30 minutes. If I recall one of them has logic along the lines of "NASA are involved in a conspiracy to hide the fact the earth is flat, so any information they've ever put in to the public domain is invalid and can't be used to disprove our argument". Grade A whackjobs. They're intent on believing anyone whos ever been to space or been high enough to see the earth is spherical is part of a grand conspiracy.

You seem to have a lot of information on the subject.

I agree that the flat earth theory is mostly very silly but those who believe in it form a very small minority of the forum (I think there's like five of them). The rest believe in a round earth and they're the best community I've ever been in.

Kenny · **Posted:** August 18th, 2009, 8:19 am

Brad wrote:

http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/

Is a forum full of crazies. Reading the stickies where they try to and rationalize their beliefs is a good way to burn 30 minutes. If I recall one of them has logic along the lines of "NASA are involved in a conspiracy to hide the fact the earth is flat, so any information they've ever put in to the public domain is invalid and can't be used to disprove our argument". Grade A whackjobs. They're intent on believing anyone whos ever been to space or been high enough to see the earth is spherical is part of a grand conspiracy.

That site made me laugh. If you walk off the edge of the disc, dark energy will take over and create the illusion that you are standing beside the Earth XD And remember that a vast ice wall keeps water on our flat Earth :-s