Wish Corruption

Ult_Mac_Dady · **Posted:** May 8th, 2009, 8:03 pm

Granted, but you created a paradox witch ended the universe.
I wish I were an Oscar-Myer wiener.

Adbot · **Posted:** May 8th, 2009, 8:03 pm

Kenny · **Posted:** May 9th, 2009, 9:20 am

Granted but you get put in a bun.

I wish I could go and see 30 Seconds to mars in concert

I knew you still lurked around here UMD.

Chief Snake · **Posted:** May 10th, 2009, 1:38 am

Granted, but their lead singer tragically suffers a heart attack moments after the concert kicks off.

I wish my Art Design project was due in four or more weeks rather than two.

dafin0 · **Posted:** May 10th, 2009, 1:42 am

You wish is granted, But you have to go to school the next day and give the principal a sponge bath :oops:

I wish i had 200 litres of "monster" energy drink and was able to drink it in one "mega shot"

cheers, dafin0 :lol:

Ult_Mac_Dady · **Posted:** May 10th, 2009, 10:39 pm

Granted, but you asphyxiate and die.

I wish you just loose the game. (ha)

Kenny wrote:

...
I knew you still lurked around here UMD.

Nah, if I did, I'd have to post XD. Just came back because... ... ... I felt like it?
Just visiting anyway.

Kenny · **Posted:** May 10th, 2009, 11:49 pm

Ult_Mac_Dady wrote:

Granted, but you asphyxiate and die.

I wish you just loose the game. (ha)

Granted but I wasn't even playing the game (ha)

I wish I didn't have to go to school in 10 minutes.

Why don't you come back and post some more without insulting everyone like you used to.

Adbot · **Posted:** May 10th, 2009, 11:49 pm

Earth · **Posted:** May 14th, 2009, 12:05 pm

wish granted,you go to the hospital
i want this annoying *** who is sitting next to me to go away

Ult_Mac_Dady · **Posted:** May 17th, 2009, 8:28 pm

Granted, but he kills your children.
I wish I knew what that one game was that we use to play. You know the one that you could mine for gold and attack other people on?

If you know what I'm talking about, please tell.

Kenny wrote:

Why don't you come back and post some more without insulting everyone like you used to.

Totally din't do anything to deserve that.

King Kulla · **Posted:** May 17th, 2009, 10:01 pm

Granted, but the game you were thinking about gets replaced in history with Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest! Muahaha!

Hi Ult, remember me?

I wish that stapling papers together became the all divining method of self-achievement.

Tank Of H3ll · **Posted:** May 20th, 2009, 9:18 pm

Granted, but people become more interested in stapling papers than anything else and there is a world shortage of paper and staples and everyone dies of stavation because they are too busy stapling papers to eat.

I wish I wasn't such a huge procrastinator

ChrisT · **Posted:** May 21st, 2009, 11:30 am

wish granted but all of a sudden you feel the need to do everything the moment it its needed done and you self-explode

i wish we evolved so we didnt have to sleep

Ult_Mac_Dady · **Posted:** May 24th, 2009, 6:54 pm

Granted, but we're all neked :o

King Kulla wrote:

Hi Ult, remember me? :P

I remember OF you, but nothing specific.

-_+ totojimbob +_- · **Posted:** May 24th, 2009, 11:08 pm

You do evolve, but you evolve into a mudkip that is stuck constantly repeating the same phrase every two seconds.

I wish that I didn't have to wear my brother's hand-me down underwear.

Ult_Mac_Dady · **Posted:** May 26th, 2009, 11:30 pm

Granted, but you no longer have a brother.
I wish I would have wished a wish 1 post ago.

King Kulla · **Posted:** May 27th, 2009, 4:47 am

Granted, but it gets skipped over anyways in favour about evolution and "so i herd u like mudkipz"

I wish that they would release a release date for Starcraft 2.

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