Cliff Dude wrote:
"'Tis only a flesh wound"
"I fart in you general direction"
- Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail
"THIS! IS! SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" -300
Lol I have all good parts of that movie memorized.
Mine would have to be
[we see forest]
Announcer: There are 47 people in this scene, all of which are not seen... would Mr. Jenkin please stand up please?
[Mr. Jenkin stands up and is shot]
[we see a bush in the middle of a field]
Announcer: Now, would Mr. Toms stand up please?
[nothing happens]
Announcer: Mr. Toms has learned the first rule of not being seen: Not standing up, however, he has chosen an obvious hiding place.
[the bush blows up]
-Monty ptyhon- And Now for Something completely different
AND
Self-Defense teacher: Now, it's quite simple to deal with a banana fiend. First, you force him to drop the banana. Then, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him helpless!
Self-Defense student #2: Suppose he's got a bunch?
Self-Defense teacher: SHUT UP!
Self-Defense student #4: Suppose he's got a pointed stick?
Self-Defense teacher: ...SHUT UP!
also -Monty ptyhon- And Now for Something completely different