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 Post subject: Woman stabs husband for opening present early.
PostPosted: December 24th, 2007, 3:51 pm 
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The report of Rock Springs Police shows that a woman stabbed her husband during an argument. Nothing new and surprising so far, but as the report continues it shows the argument started when her spouse opened the Christmas present earlier then she intended for him to do it or at least this is how it seems.

The aggressive wife is 34-year-old Misty Johnson from Rock Springs, Wyoming. She was charged for her deed with aggravated assault and battery (a felony) and misdemeanor domestic battery against her husband Shawn Fay Johnson, also 34.

The Husband was taken to a local hospital as soon as possible where he was treated of a wound to the chest and then released, police informed. He was the one that called 911 at about 1 a.m. on Wednesday and reported that his wife had stabbed him, the authorities said.

An officer who was patrolling the area was informed and arrived at the scene shortly after the call.

On Thursday, a judge set the bail for Misty Johnson at $7,500 and according to the Sweetwater County Sheriff's Office she was released on Friday from the county jail.

Police investigators said that Shawn Johnson revealed that his wife was the one who started arguing immediately after she returned home shortly before the stabbing incident.

Information on the content of the present or if it really was for Shawn Johnson hasn’t been released yet and according to detective David Thompson the investigators haven’t found out.

When searching the scene of the accident, police officers found a marriage license according to which they were married in late September.


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PostPosted: December 24th, 2007, 3:51 pm 
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If I was her husband I would divorce her immediately.

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PostPosted: December 24th, 2007, 4:10 pm 
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That'll teach him, have a little self control next time. ;D

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Ah, gotta love that Christmas spirit.

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 Post subject: Re: Woman stabs husband for opening present early.
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We wish you a bloody christmas
we wish you a bloody christmas
we wish you a bloody christmas
and a regretful new year

'Tis just stupid.

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 Post subject: Re: Woman stabs husband for opening present early.
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I want to know what the present was.

NO!!!! YOU CANT EAT THE TERRYS CHOCOLATE ORANGE NOW! *STAB*

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Wife: I have a present for you.
Husband: Oh, you shouldn't have!
Wife: You can open it after dinner.
Husband: Yay!

Two hours pass, it's dinnertime:

Husband looks into living room where the present is held.

Husband: Can I go open the present?
Wife: No, not yet.

Husband runs into the living room and rips the present open while the wife is going to the bathroom.

Husband: Oh god not annother...

His voice was interuppted by the wife's scream of anger.

Wife: How could you! It was supposed to be special!!@@!!@@!@!!!@ (More spamming)
Husband: Calm down! I didn't open it all th...

Wife stabs him in the chest.

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What a jolly good way to celebrate Jesus' birthday, huh? -.-

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 Post subject: Re: Woman stabs husband for opening present early.
PostPosted: December 25th, 2007, 4:22 am 
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Steven wrote:
Wife: I have a present for you.
Husband: Oh, you shouldn't have!
Wife: You can open it after dinner.
Husband: Yay!

Two hours pass, it's dinnertime:

Husband looks into living room where the present is held.

Husband: Can I go open the present?
Wife: No, not yet.

Husband runs into the living room and rips the present open while the wife is going to the bathroom.

Husband: Oh god not annother...

His voice was interuppted by the wife's scream of anger.

Wife: How could you! It was supposed to be special!!@@!!@@!@!!!@ (More spamming)
Husband: Calm down! I didn't open it all th...

Wife stabs him in the chest.

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What a jolly good way to celebrate Jesus' birthday, huh? -.-




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 Post subject: Re: Woman stabs husband for opening present early.
PostPosted: December 25th, 2007, 9:29 am 
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Steven wrote:
What a jolly good way to celebrate Jesus' birthday, huh? -.-

No. Scientifical facts lead to the conclusion that Jesus was born in May. The church just decided to put that day on some already existant holiday - which, in this case, happened to go in the end of the year.

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I apologise for the offtopic.

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PostPosted: December 25th, 2007, 9:47 am 
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Steven wrote:
What a jolly good way to celebrate Jesus' birthday, huh? -.-

No. Scientifical facts lead to the conclusion that Jesus was born in May.



This is Religion, not science. :|




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 Post subject: Re: Woman stabs husband for opening present early.
PostPosted: December 25th, 2007, 2:03 pm 
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Dokter Bob wrote:
This is Religion, not science. :|

Science is more precise. Religion is nothing but assuming, and therefore most probably not right.

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 Post subject: Re: Woman stabs husband for opening present early.
PostPosted: December 26th, 2007, 11:59 pm 
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Alright everyone (Dokter and Slimppu). Back on topic we go. I saw this on digg and it's pretty hard to believe... but true I guess. I don't think this marriage will last long...

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 Post subject: Re: Woman stabs husband for opening present early.
PostPosted: December 29th, 2007, 1:01 am 
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Ok, for one, that lady is a crazy @!&*# and has a short temper. Two, the lady was stupied for doing that. Three and most imsprtant,she is a Großes Phat-Schluchzen, wer gehen muss bumsend, tötet sie selbst or Ein mal-gehärtetes Stück des Pandas scheißt, wer sie selbst töten muss

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 Post subject: Re: Woman stabs husband for opening present early.
PostPosted: January 1st, 2008, 1:45 pm 
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well apparently she takes things seriously. I would hate to see her at some party or something.

"what you spilled your drink" wonder what she would do if that happened...


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Men just don't listen though! :(

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