i think we should gain the ability to make a new item... confetti eggs.
get a chicken egg, use a needle on it to make the yoke and white of the egg drain out, then use a bottle of dye to color the egg. lastly, use one of each color of dye on a piece of papyrus, and use the rainbow papyrus with a pestle/mortar to make confetti (makes 15 confetti servings). lastly, use the confetti with an egg with a knife in your inventory to fill the egg with confetti.
then you could either use them individually on people ot smash confetti on their heads, or you could equip the eggs, one at a time, or all at once if you are wearing the easter basket (as suggested by alex(43) ), and get the option "egg" next to other players names. and you could through non aggresive eggs at people from afar!!
for non members they would use dye with grain and grind "rainbow flour" at a windmill.
storyline: its just before easter and the easter bunny needs to produce more eggs, but his magic chickens have been stolen!!, so he asks you to A) produce confetti eggs as fun substitutes for chocolate eggs, and B) help find the stolen chickens so easter will be saved for all the heathens who forgot why its really supposed to be celebrated
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