First time. I had my awesome full zammy for a month and I was walking around in Taverley dungeon with a friend. At the time, I didn't have a full rune so I just wore my Zammy (stupid). My friend said that I wouldn't have to worry since I was just killing baby drags. So I went ahead and I got really comfortable with only paying half-attention to the RS screen. All of a sudden, I get in a good convo with someone and then I remembered to switch windows..only to see myself in Lumby with my Zammy shield and d-long left behind.
Second time was being pked by the same guy twice. The only reason he didn't do it two times was because I said something bad to him in Russian and he spoke back to me

Despite that, he said he'd stop barraging me since we were "brothers".