Funniest Thing?

Alex · **Posted:** September 22nd, 2006, 7:09 pm

Whats the funniest thing you have ever witnessed on runescape?

I can't remember right now but I will sooner or later

Adbot · **Posted:** September 22nd, 2006, 7:09 pm

Rapidash · **Posted:** September 22nd, 2006, 7:12 pm

When Solus strikes you with lighting where you have 5 hits left, my friend died somehow because of it and lost 2.5+M.

I laughed for weeks.

Zachy · **Posted:** September 22nd, 2006, 7:16 pm

I was in the wilderness when the teleport things just came out, and I was playing around with 'em. Some really low level guy showed up along with me, and we were both teleing around the same time.

We get to really high level, and I was bored so I attacked him. He quickly teled using the alter thingies. I follow him, for the heck of it. We end up in low enough wildy so that I can't attack him. Guess what he does? He teles again. I follow him. We get in wilderness high enough so that I CAN attack him.

Instead of teleing yet again, he runs off. So I follow him, and eventually kill him. xDD

I think I got a bronze medium, or something.

Alex · **Posted:** September 22nd, 2006, 7:20 pm

Bib User wrote:

When Solus strikes you with lighting where you have 5 hits left, my friend died somehow because of it and lost 2.5+M.

I laughed for weeks.

some friend you are

Gaara · **Posted:** September 22nd, 2006, 8:50 pm

My funniest moments aren't from things actually happening in Runescape, but the conversations lol. I was friends with this one mod and we somehow ended up talking about tattoos, and I remember:

Gaara824: I was thinking of getting a H.I.M tattoo
Mod: But then the band gets old :\
Gaara824: That's what makes it cool.
Mod: Lol, say that to someone with a Reo Speedwagon tattoo

Lol I recall wetting myself a little. It was funnier with everything leading up to it but that's all I can remember..

Iron Maiden · **Posted:** September 23rd, 2006, 7:27 am

I got alot XD

Me : The noob who died in lost city get banned rofl!
Mah friend : Why he got banned, cuz he died?

~I were in a lvl 30 full iron :

Level 47 noob : Plz sell me your iron i cant find it !
Me : LMAO!

~On my main :

Me : Shut up noob you in splitbark
Noob: that why i got 12m
Me : Show it
Noob : *TELEPORT*

Nub scammer : hey mate want 900k free
Me: i cant say no to money...
Nub scammer : change your pass for supermoney
Me : ok ( i didnt really change it )
Nub : hahaha you got scammed
Me : i didnt change it, you nub you got reported

Me : oh 2 mods
Nub : 2 noobs
Mod1 : And one reported noob

Me : Haha

Noob : go to wild i gonna pwn you and im zezima
Me : Sure cuz zezima is me ( Not really )
Noob : oh sorry
Noob : ...
Noob : free stuff plz ?

~I was buying tomato for a quest

*Noob buying all the tomato*
Me : Stop to buying all potato noob !!!!
Nub : Rofl haha nub
Me : Grrr reported!!!!
Nub : sorry mate dont report me!
*Nub log out*

~I was member in a f2p world

Noob : Wanna be friends?
Me : you didnt bought some with the money as i gave you ?
Noob : No...
Me: ...
*Noob walk to another player*
Noob : Wanna be friends for 3k ?

Noob : its dont take me 5hour for make 20k!
Me: No its take you 10 hours for make 10k
Me : Imagine 20k...
Me: that would take you age
Me : To cutting Oak
Friend : lollllllllllllllllllllllllll
Me: Or pick up cowhides lololol
Friend : lolll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Noob : My mining is good
Me: yeah you are 2 that a begin
Friend : lollllllllllllll
Friend : You too slow
Friend : Its take you 10 minutes before eating a food
Me: LOL
Noob : My friend is the noobiest he cry cuz he lost a rune scimmy
Me : You are not better, you cry cuz you lost iron scimmy,If you would lost a rune...You gonna explode
Friend : Yea he noob
Noob : Im not a noob!
*Noob Log out*

~THE FUNNIEST ONE~

Noob : How can i enter to the mage traning arena ?
Me: with alching spell
Noob : Ok ill try the low alch cuz i cant do the high lol
Me: k
Noob : OMFG FU** YOU I LOST MY RUNE BOOTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me : LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Adbot · **Posted:** September 23rd, 2006, 7:27 am

clouds mage902 · **Posted:** September 25th, 2006, 2:34 pm

u guys r funny

Lord Zamorak · **Posted:** September 25th, 2006, 2:42 pm

When someone was bugging me for about 10 minutes about the 10k I borrowed from him... Finally, he said "Oops, wrong person...". I don't really see a lot of funny stuff, obviously. I think there was something else, but I forgot it.

Rapidash · **Posted:** September 25th, 2006, 3:07 pm

I got permanently banned for reporting someone who insulted me.

No really, Jagex is that stupid. They unbanned me though, realizing how stupid they were.

Lord Zamorak · **Posted:** September 25th, 2006, 3:16 pm

Bib User wrote:

I got permanently banned for reporting someone who insulted me.

No really, Jagex is that stupid. They unbanned me though, realizing how stupid they were.

What morons... At least you got un banned, though

Kyle · **Posted:** September 25th, 2006, 3:35 pm

Bib User wrote:

I got permanently banned for reporting someone who insulted me.

No really, Jagex is that stupid. They unbanned me though, realizing how stupid they were.

dont you like how jagex takes time to decide who they ban, what morons..

The Haysta · **Posted:** September 25th, 2006, 5:23 pm

Noob - Lvl 32. Me - Lvl 100 at the time.

Noob: Giv me yur pass
Me: Or what?
Noob: il kil yu.
Me: Try.
Noob: Noob! Give me yuy pas!
Me: Make me.
Noob: Noob.

Ult_Mac_Dady · **Posted:** September 25th, 2006, 6:03 pm

Noob: Noob

Noob: Selling ultra rare greed dragon armor.
Me: I'll buy.
Noob: 300K
Noob: No decline
Me: Ok...
Noob: *Puts up greed dragonhide armor*
Me: Thats green dragon hide armor
Me: Noob
Noob: Oh...

Me: Whats a nub?
Noob: Its a tipe of noob.
Noob: Noob.
Me thinking: Why didin't he call me a nub then?

Noob: *Trades with me*
Noob: Il sel u gp
Me: What?
Noob: Sory im noeasen
Me: Then lern english.

Noob: Fre stuf plx
Me: Ok hear you go
Me: *Gives 2 gp and some ashes*
Noob: Noob...

Jessica · **Posted:** September 26th, 2006, 5:15 pm

I guess this is sort of funny:

Commandernad: Selling rune plate!
Noob: Is that something you eat dinner on?
Commandernad: ...

Lord Zamorak · **Posted:** September 26th, 2006, 7:56 pm

Jessica wrote:

I guess this is sort of funny:

Commandernad: Selling rune plate!
Noob: Is that something you eat dinner on?
Commandernad: ...

ROFL, it's kind've like the "Dragon Plates"...