funny noob stories

pyroguy5555 · **Posted:** September 2nd, 2006, 9:59 am

I once saw in the RS fourms a tread called "noobs say the darndest things" It had funny things noobs did in talking or in their actions. i looked a few days later and it was gone. I want to recreat it and have a good laugh at these stories!!

My first story

(i was in draynor buying a rune axe)
Me:buying rune axe for 21k
noob(offers trade, I accept and put up 21k, the noob puts up a iron axe)
Me:im buying a rune axe
Noob:ooooo can u pay 5000gp for it
Me: no
Noob:plz plz plz plz plz i need the money
Me:no
Noob:what do i do for money
Me:selll something
Noob:ok.....selling buckets!!

Now post ur own every1 has too have encountered a noob

Adbot · **Posted:** September 2nd, 2006, 9:59 am

Kyle · **Posted:** September 2nd, 2006, 10:02 am

lol selling buckets............i always love the noobs in f2p who think there crap is worth 30k over what it is.

_PlyrKlr_ · **Posted:** September 2nd, 2006, 10:48 am

My story is about a high lvl noob. i was getting chaos runes in the wild at lvl 40ish and i run past a lvl 64 in full rune and full of lobs. i attacked him because i was bored and wanted to see what would happen. It turns out that he didnt have auto-retaliate on and i just kept attacking him. and he didnt attack back....at all. so i got full rune 800steel arrows and some law runes

pyroguy5555 · **Posted:** September 2nd, 2006, 11:04 am

about my first story the sad part about that guy is it was in members world

Heres another story

Lvl 5 Noob Comes up to me, I was Lvl 37 at the time
Noob:can u take me to wilderness
Me:every1 calles it wild and ok
Noob:Please Please
Me: I said ill take you threw wild
Noob: but i want to go to wilderness
Me:they r the same thing!!
Noob:ohh ill pay you
Me:(playing along with him) ok now ill take u
(he pays me with 10gp, 3 bones, and goblin armor)
Noob: for some reason the goblin armor doesnt fit I think I have to get better defence level, Im meeting my GF
Me: where??
Noob: she said to meet me in boneyard in the wilderness
Me:ok lets go
(as we r walking i drop goblin armor)
Noob:i payed 500gp for the goblin aromer
ME:u got scamed
(we get there and i see a lvl 20 girl)
Noob:Hi GF why did you want to come out here?
Noobs GF:ooo no reason(hits the noob and kills him with 3 hits)
Me: Hi
Noobs GF:Hi i cant belive that noob fell for it
Me: i no
Noobs GF: wow yuor strong want to be my BF?
Me:no
Noobs GF: plz
ME:no
Noobs GF:ill you stuff
Me i dont care
Noobs GF: fine ill get my BF to kill you
Me: hes lvl 5
Noobs GF: no my other BF who gave me this addy armor
(she trades and shows it to me)
Me: kool its mine now
Noobs GF:what??
(i Kill her and get full addy execpt helm and wepon

metalic_fire · **Posted:** September 2nd, 2006, 1:19 pm

I was busy trying to sell a rune plate in world 1 some noob came up and started begging for my rune (t). :roll:

Noob: I'll buy your rune t
Me: nfs
Noob: You got to plz
Me: How about no
Noob: I'm going to have to report you
Noob: You noob
Me: are you going to buy the rune plate or not?
Noob: give me your armour or I'll hack into your account
Me: Is that a no?
Noob: yes I want your armour
Me: how much do you want to pay for it??
Noob: 200k
me: NOOOO!
Noob: plz
Noob: I'll report you
Me: Go ahead
Noob I'm going to send you a virus Jnr knight
Me: ...
Noob: I'm going to send it if you don't give me it
Me: Look if your not going to buy the rune platebody just leave
Noob: I'm sending it to you Jnr Knight

He kept on sending me threats about 10 different viruses, I added him to my ignore list but he won't stop following me... :roll:

in the end I just gave him the rune plate since no one was going to buy it lol

I guess thoes stories are true noobs start to beg for full r00n rofl.

The Haysta · **Posted:** September 2nd, 2006, 2:42 pm

Don't give noobs stuff! I :wub: your signature.

Anyway my favourite 'noob' story is I'm walking around in F2P with Only members junk on. And stuff that F2Pers don't usually see.

This guy starts following me (remember my name is Hayaemsay)

Rangr4lyfr: I buy your flippers
Hayaemsay: Cant trade in F2P
Rangr4lyfr: I buy your flippes
Rangr4lyfr: I buy your flppers
Hayaemsay: What did I just say...
Rangr4lyfr: I buy your flippers

Adbot · **Posted:** September 2nd, 2006, 2:42 pm

MetalManiac9 · **Posted:** September 2nd, 2006, 6:13 pm

Story 1:
I was a noob once that got a random event at Lumbrigde.
He didn't talk to the guy with a crossbow so the random event started killing the noob.
The noob died and respawned where that random event was.
And he kept on being attacked and dying.

Story 2:
I was in Ape Atoll to get the three other greegree's to free King Awowogai.
You get attacked there when you are a human so I equiped my Karamjan monkey greegree.
At the place where they sell banana's there was a noob asking me:

Noob: Where is Karam?
Me: Follow me

He followed me into the town square.
The town square is guarded by strong monkey archers and in the middle of it I stopped walking.
The funny thing is, the noob didn't move and inch when I stopped moving and when he was being attacked.
He didn't even use prayer even though he wore Initiate.
When he was dead I waited for the loot but there were only Lobsters.

Iron Maiden · **Posted:** September 2nd, 2006, 8:12 pm

Lol k...

A noob splitbark beg free stuff to a full drag, so you know me and you know what i did :twisted:

( i told him to leave him alone lol....)

Splitbark noob: sdfu you noob

Me : rofl you the noob splitbark...

Noob : Lol you noob im richer than you i got 12m and i can buy you verac of poor

Me: lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Noob : wanna bet nooby

Me : dont bet cos you will lost lmao

Noob : 2 sec im banking ill show you 12m

Me : 12gp is not 12m retard

Noob : Prepare to see 12m nub

*Noob teleported*

LMAO!

tegusta taco · **Posted:** September 2nd, 2006, 9:01 pm

(at the time i was lvl 51 btw, wearing full black t, for looks)

noob: ha lvl 51 cant afford good armor
me: yup this is worth more than youre entire bank
noob: are you kidding? i can buy ur nooby black armor for like 2K
me: ok trade

i sent him a trade and showed him my armor

noob: whast that t stand for
me: trim
noob: oh thats prolly a cheper version
me:sure it is...
noob: this mith is prolly like 100 times better and more expensive

then a kid walks by...

some kid: hey jones, nice full black t
me:ty

noob ran away

lol

the blue men · **Posted:** September 2nd, 2006, 11:46 pm

Noob: hey you!
Me: Me?
Noob: yeah you!
Me: what?
Noob: how do you make tin bars?
Me: lol you can't
Noob: oh please tell me I really want
*Then he started to follow me and screamed the entire road from Falador to Varrock "PLZ"*

Sttmb12r · **Posted:** September 3rd, 2006, 12:38 am

kk, i heard dis1 b4, illtry n memorize it...

um..

noob:noob
me: stt

noob: hey gues wahti got a iron kite
sttmb12r: oh weepie hoo hoo
noob: well kan u tell me how 2 fly it
sttmb12r: (plays along) just drop it, and get on it and ull be flying
noob: okay i droped mmy kitee
(30 sec l8er)
noob: well im w8ing
sttmb12r: just give it some time
noob: wher it go???
sttmb12r: it flew to varrock!! go get it!!
noob: O OK

Alex · **Posted:** September 3rd, 2006, 3:10 am

me: buying tarro's 500 each
noob: (pm) il sell you 300 each if you'll be my bf

Sttmb12r · **Posted:** September 3rd, 2006, 5:39 am

this happened ages ago when i wuz a nooblet...

sttmb12r: hi
High level: low
Sttmb12r: low wat...
high level: hi what...
sttmb12r: o i get it!!! low n high!!!!
sttmb12r: sweet i can use hat ne time people say "hi" to me!!!
high level: good for you.

chaoman3 · **Posted:** September 3rd, 2006, 7:44 am

Ok so i'm in world 1 selling a red phat, i'm wearing full bronze and yellow phat then some noob comes up
Noob: let me see your red phat
we trade
Me: happy you saw it?
Noob: it's a fake because people with red phats all have good armor
Me: well if you look at me it proves the contrary
Noob: but your a noob
Me: sigh, I might be noob but does it matter I'm trying to sell something here
Noob: You're a noob
Me: K good for me hey
Noob: being a noob is bad
Me: no kidding
Noob: OMG you're lvl 125 and you don't know what a noob is!
Me: well um bye nubcakes
Noob: you liar!
I log...

the blue men · **Posted:** September 3rd, 2006, 9:38 am

pyroguy5555 wrote:

(as we r walking i drop goblin armor)
Noob: you droped your armor that i payed 500gp for

if you were walking, how did he know you dropped the goblin armor?