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Steve says:
Randomly said but; I wish I could play as a zombie in RuneScape.
Elite CreepyPirate (108/112, 83/84) DaF is born says:
why o.0
Elite CreepyPirate (108/112, 83/84) DaF is born says:
it['d suck you just move slower
Steve says:
Zombies are so cool.
Steve says:
They eat brains.
Steve says:
They throw gut bombs.
Steve says:
They can take off their heads, roll it, and make it explode.
Elite CreepyPirate (108/112, 83/84) DaF is born says:
i think the only good zombies was those in dawn of the dead
Steve says:
They fart really bad to incapacitate people. o.0
Elite CreepyPirate (108/112, 83/84) DaF is born says:
they actually moved at a decent speed
Steve says:
And they can take off their hands and control people from a distance.
Steve says:
And control hordes of the undead.
Elite CreepyPirate (108/112, 83/84) DaF is born says:
they ARE the hordes of the undead
Elite CreepyPirate (108/112, 83/84) DaF is born says:
i think vampires are much better
Elite CreepyPirate (108/112, 83/84) DaF is born says:
being a vampire must own so much
Steve says:
Vampires are overrated kinda.
Steve says:
They think they're so cool so they dress in all black.
Steve says:
And they probably slit their wrists when no one looks, the emoetic *ahems*.
Elite CreepyPirate (108/112, 83/84) DaF is born says:
hell no they live forever, there smart and not braindead like a zombie and they can fly and have mind powers
Steve says:
Zombies are mindless, which makes them cool.
Steve says:
They're like drunk people.
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You can spit on them, but they won't care.
Steve says:
They'll just eat yer brain.
Steve says:
Hell you can even start a zombie posse.
Steve says:
Start it all gangsta style up in the underground.
Steve says:
And have rap battles with other zombies.
Elite CreepyPirate (108/112, 83/84) DaF is born says:
there forever hungry **** it they never stop craving food that's ALL they do
Elite CreepyPirate (108/112, 83/84) DaF is born says:
they suck
Steve says:
Which makes them teh coolness.
Steve says:
They have body parts which you can throw at people!
Steve says:
And explode!
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And it's all noxious zombie gas too!
Steve says:
Vampires don't have that. - -
Elite CreepyPirate (108/112, 83/84) DaF is born says:
vampirs don't NEED to throw there body
Elite CreepyPirate (108/112, 83/84) DaF is born says:
they can fly and are super strong and have mind powahs
Steve says:
The thing is, vampires are limited.
Steve says:
There's only so many of them.
Steve says:
They're practically extinct.
Steve says:
Zombies, they just keep coming.
Steve says:
You don't see hordes of zombies coming one after another at you when you're alone in a mansion holding an AK-47.
Steve says:
You see PILES.
Elite CreepyPirate (108/112, 83/84) DaF is born says:
uh a vampire bits and it spreads itself from there
Elite CreepyPirate (108/112, 83/84) DaF is born says:
vampires own zombies
Steve says:
Vampires can't control the zombies.
Steve says:
They don't have any other form of attack but just biting people.
Steve says:
But maybe scratching with their emo nails.
Steve says:
Zombies are filthy, repulsive, and gross, which makes them awesome.
Elite CreepyPirate (108/112, 83/84) DaF is born says:
they can control zombies THEY OWN ZOMBIES
Elite CreepyPirate (108/112, 83/84) DaF is born says:
oh screw this im taking it to teh forums
Steve says:
Bring it, zombies own vampires.
Steve says:
There's all sorts of frigging mutant type of zombies varying from dog-like animals to bird zombies.
Steve says:
And you can also have giant plants which can eat you.
Elite CreepyPirate (108/112, 83/84) DaF is born says:
tsh
Elite CreepyPirate (108/112, 83/84) DaF is born says:
vampires own them all
Steve says:
Vampires are the emos who live in giant huge emo castles, and dress in black emo clothes.
Steve says:
I'm sick of them.
Steve says:
All they think of is black, black, black.
K easy enough which is better an awesome vampire with all those awesome powahs or a human slug?