hehe..Drum Major has actually nothing to do with Drums at all. THe Drum Major is the lead student authority in a marching band, the person who conducts it.
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The drum major position is one of leadership, instruction, and group representation, but usually not administrative duties. A band director or corps director assumes administrative responsibility. In the absence of the Band Director the Drum Major carries the authority of the director or instructor and assumes complete leadership over the band.
- wikipedia
So, me and my friend will be the conductors and lead student authority in the band

I cant play the drums worth anything, though I am one of the best technical marchers and players
