A very sadistic thought....

Brad · **Posted:** April 8th, 2008, 11:51 pm

The venom of a duck billed platypus is impairing but it's not life threatening..

So it couldn't really count as a 'painful way to die' since that alone won't actually kill you.

Adbot · **Posted:** April 8th, 2008, 11:51 pm

Dokter Bob · **Posted:** April 8th, 2008, 11:55 pm

Brad wrote:

The venom of a duck billed platypus is impairing but it's not life threatening..

So it couldn't really count as a 'painful way to die' since that alone won't actually kill you.

I think it would hurt like hell, to be honest.

Bogrollbloke · **Posted:** April 10th, 2008, 12:14 pm

Brad wrote:

The venom of a duck billed platypus is impairing but it's not life threatening..

So it couldn't really count as a 'painful way to die' since that alone won't actually kill you.

Who said you had to die because of it?

addiv · **Posted:** April 10th, 2008, 12:26 pm

I've had about 20% hearing loss in both ears since birth. Twice, my inner ear has filled up with wax and my hearing is reduced to almost nothing. The solution? Have tubes put in my ears that allow the wax to drain naturally. It requires holes drilled in each ear without anesthesia. I've had this done twice. Also consider that prior to the drilling, my ears have been plugged for at least a week. After the tubes are installed, sound comes back in full force. For a brief period, my hearing becomes so hyper-sensitive to the slightest noise that I'm unable to do anything do the the intense headache. I haven't had to go through this in a while now but the memory of it is very vivid.

Pfkninenines · Global Moderator 12/4/08

Bogrollbloke wrote:

Brad wrote:

The venom of a duck billed platypus is impairing but it's not life threatening..

So it couldn't really count as a 'painful way to die' since that alone won't actually kill you.

Who said you had to die because of it?

Wait, that freak of nature has venom?

Bogrollbloke · **Posted:** April 10th, 2008, 3:39 pm

Pfkninenines wrote:

Bogrollbloke wrote:

Brad wrote:

The venom of a duck billed platypus is impairing but it's not life threatening..

So it couldn't really count as a 'painful way to die' since that alone won't actually kill you.

Who said you had to die because of it?

Wait, that freak of nature has venom?

Yes, it has spines between it's hind legs which secrete venom. Or poison. One of the two. Probably venom.

Adbot · **Posted:** April 10th, 2008, 3:39 pm

Dokter Bob · **Posted:** April 10th, 2008, 11:15 pm

Back on topic, plox?

Hey Anubis, when I read what you said, where you stepped on a curling iron...I had a dream where that happend to me last night.

Rune Beast0 · **Posted:** April 11th, 2008, 6:06 am

Personally, I believe suspension would be quite painful.
First, they pierce your back, knees, shoulders, or other places depending on the type of suspension.

Then, you are lifted up on the hooks a few feet off the ground. You have to hope that the people that put the hooks in you knew what they were doing, as the skin could rip or you could go into shock if the hooks are not right.

Once I watched a national geographic show called "Taboo", it showed this body suspension and other painful things. Two of the more memorable ones were some tribal rituals for young men coming of age. One tribe had teenage boys wearing gloves full of ants with one of the most painful insect stings in the world. They had to keep these gloves on their hands for a specific amount of time. Afterwards, the hands were numb and swollen for a few days. Another tribe had men with razor blades slicing into the skin of their young men thousands of times, to scar them. After the painful healing process, the boys had skin patterns like that of an alligator.

Alex · **Posted:** April 11th, 2008, 6:10 am

Dokter Bob wrote:

Back on topic, plox?

Hey Anubis, when I read what you said, where you stepped on a curling iron...I had a dream where that happend to me last night.

Dreams are also off-topic.

Those suspension images are... Uh... I don't like them.

murdererdood · **Posted:** April 11th, 2008, 12:17 pm

Rune Beast0 wrote:

Another tribe had men with razor blades slicing into the skin of their young men thousands of times, to scar them. After the painful healing process, the boys had skin patterns like that of an alligator.

Scarification is **** mint. If i was going to get some body modification done, i'd want that done. I've got a morbid fascination with it, it would hurt incredibly but the finished products are just.. amazing.

Humus · **Posted:** April 13th, 2008, 4:48 am

murdererdood wrote:

Rune Beast0 wrote:

Another tribe had men with razor blades slicing into the skin of their young men thousands of times, to scar them. After the painful healing process, the boys had skin patterns like that of an alligator.

Scarification is **** mint. If i was going to get some body modification done, i'd want that done. I've got a morbid fascination with it, it would hurt incredibly but the finished products are just.. amazing.

Youch! But seriously, you would probably have regrets while it was done. :shock:

murdererdood · **Posted:** April 13th, 2008, 8:55 am

Humus wrote:

murdererdood wrote:

Rune Beast0 wrote:

Another tribe had men with razor blades slicing into the skin of their young men thousands of times, to scar them. After the painful healing process, the boys had skin patterns like that of an alligator.

Scarification is **** mint. If i was going to get some body modification done, i'd want that done. I've got a morbid fascination with it, it would hurt incredibly but the finished products are just.. amazing.

Youch! But seriously, you would probably have regrets while it was done. :shock:

Things like that look amazing.

GANGSTERT0ASTER · **Posted:** April 13th, 2008, 3:39 pm

one time i fell out of a tree... yeah...

the most painfull thing i can think of is having each of you toes and fingers chopped off and then electrical wire being shoved though each of the holes. next you get your legs soaked in oil, lit on fire and then shocked but only a small amount of voltage so that it doesn't kill you and after your legs are burnt they cut them off and then cut out you eyes and make you eat them and then finally throw you off a cliff.

murdererdood · **Posted:** April 14th, 2008, 12:33 am

Seriously, is everyone on this forum like 12 or something?

imac · **Posted:** April 14th, 2008, 4:19 am

most painful thing i can think of probably getting a compound fracture which is where the bone is sticking out of your skin and then pulling on it hard

most painful by me breaking the largest bone in my body th femur bone