I think we're due for a fresh start, so let's see how this one goes.
I've also come to my senses on this, MQ. Hope you don't mind a few edits.
~King Kulla~Rules:
- The objective of this game is simple, extend the story from the most recent post.
- You may only post one word at a time.
- You may not use names of other forum members.
- If the story goes off track to a point where it can't be salvaged or there is some conflict as to whose word was posted first it will be trimmed by a moderator.
- Please include all of the text written before your post to keep it easy to read.
- Finally, do not post objectionable material that would violate the RSBandB rules.
Add
ONE word onto the word I start with to create the story.

I'm going to start out with "Once upon a time" for posterity.
Once upon a time, pigeons