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 Post subject: Funny fake cheat.
PostPosted: August 31st, 2008, 8:12 pm 
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I was browsing IGN for cheat codes and achievment list for an xbox 360 game and decided to search runescape and see what i got. Turns out there was a long list of stupid "cheats" that were basically stupid level 3 ways to make money. But then I found this long one that i thought was funny cause I knew if was fake but it was so long and in depth that i knew the guy put a lot of thought into it. Here it is:

Hint - Satan Oracle Amor
You need to have a good weapon, addy or better is recommended. Next, go to Al-Kharid and kill 10 men. The last one should drop a red clue scroll. It is titled "Satan Scroll" or "The Scroll of Satan".

Now you need to read it. It is in a code, but here is the broken code: Go to the graveyard of the cursed souls, to seek what should not be found. Take a holy relic and kill a Demon of the Lesser kind. Take the remains and destroy three spirits, Scorpius Realm.

This means go to the Forgotten Graveyard and search in a coffin. You should find a Dictionary of Hell. Take this and a holy symbol and kill a lesser demon. Take its ashes and kill three ghosts. The last one should drop a Necklace of Hell.

Go to the bank and get LOTS of food! You will have to kill Level 235 Satan! Now, once youve done this, wear the Necklace. It should bring you to hell. You will need to kill three Level 100 Blood Demons. After this, Satan will appear. He can hit a max of 25 and a minimum of 15.

Once he is dead, he will drop the revered and impossibly rare "Satan Oracle Armor" set. Congrats! You just got the rarest armor in the game! It can be sold for upwards of 200M for each part of the armor. (Thats the gloves, boots, legs, body, helm, cape, ring, and shield.) Thats 1 billion 600 Million Gold Pieces!

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PostPosted: August 31st, 2008, 8:12 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Funny fake cheat.
PostPosted: August 31st, 2008, 9:02 pm 
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rofl wtf bbq? Now thats funny.

Noob much?

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 Post subject: Re: Funny fake cheat.
PostPosted: August 31st, 2008, 9:34 pm 
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Wow, I wonder how many people have actually falled for that. IF that were true then i would for sure go and get it right away, i need money.

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 Post subject: Re: Funny fake cheat.
PostPosted: September 1st, 2008, 1:29 am 
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The guy should have made it more believable in the beginning, then in the end made it obviously fake.

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 Post subject: Re: Funny fake cheat.
PostPosted: September 1st, 2008, 1:36 am 
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What a Journey you'd never even get past step 1 thinking your killing the wrong men.

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 Post subject: Re: Funny fake cheat.
PostPosted: September 1st, 2008, 4:00 am 
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No one would actually buy that armour from you.

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PostPosted: September 1st, 2008, 4:00 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Funny fake cheat.
PostPosted: September 1st, 2008, 12:58 pm 
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very rare armour indeed. Lol

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 Post subject: Re: Funny fake cheat.
PostPosted: September 1st, 2008, 7:06 pm 
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yea i doubt that someone would buy your armour.. :?

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 Post subject: Re: Funny fake cheat.
PostPosted: September 2nd, 2008, 9:53 pm 
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lol my friend tried to do when i told him about it and he got really mad at me and 1 got himself banned and 2 got himself grounded


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 Post subject: Re: Funny fake cheat.
PostPosted: September 6th, 2008, 5:05 pm 
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LOL minimum of 15 -.-

I think I would like Doom 3's rendition of hell more than Runesape's.

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 Post subject: Re: Funny fake cheat.
PostPosted: September 6th, 2008, 6:32 pm 
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jagex's rendition of hell~a nice place with fire in a few places, you occasionally hear a person say "this hurts..."

I won't even try at doom's rendition of hell =P

btw... 1.6 billion gp is like an amount of wtf macroer with 200 bots running 24/7.... and wtf, minimum of 15? lolololol kbd(I think higher level, don't remember) hit's lower then 15. not to mention prayer and spirit ammy would pwn satan

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 Post subject: Re: Funny fake cheat.
PostPosted: September 6th, 2008, 6:59 pm 
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Not gonna like but that is pretty nooby


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 Post subject: Re: Funny fake cheat.
PostPosted: September 6th, 2008, 8:27 pm 
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his max is 15 wow satan is a noob lol

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 Post subject: Re: Funny fake cheat.
PostPosted: September 7th, 2008, 10:52 am 
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no that's real, I know because...I am SATAN!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: lol jk :D


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