Wish Corruption

Duke Juker · RSBandB Donor since 07/01/2010

Granted, but you consume so much of it that you die of a caffine overdose.

I wish that Runescape memberships were free. =P~

Adbot · **Posted:** March 10th, 2009, 11:45 am

whitedragon · **Posted:** March 11th, 2009, 9:35 am

granted but the members worlds soon become too crowded to play on and you quit.

I wish i had a cookie

Duke Juker · RSBandB Donor since 07/01/2010

Granted, but Cookie Monster comes and steals your cookie from you.

I wish stories and novels became real life.

Earth · **Posted:** March 18th, 2009, 6:19 am

wish granted,but everyone dies

i want an RPG

Kenny · **Posted:** March 18th, 2009, 2:41 pm

Granted, but you get a game with lots of noobs in not a Rocket Propelled Grenade

I want a mahoosive rollercoaster.

Shreder · **Posted:** March 18th, 2009, 2:53 pm

Granted but a bolt goes lose and the roller coaster collapses taking the lives of 12 people.

i wish that runescape became real life.

Adbot · **Posted:** March 18th, 2009, 2:53 pm

Steven · **Posted:** March 18th, 2009, 3:28 pm

Granted, but you get PWN'D by a pure with 99 Strength. Gf.

I wish that Call of Duty: WaW wouldn't suck so badly.

Mushroom Queen · **Posted:** March 18th, 2009, 8:22 pm

Granted. Pink unicorns and fields of rainbow-y fluff flowers have been added instead.

I wish I had a new pair of shoes.

Jason · **Posted:** March 18th, 2009, 9:24 pm

Granted, but they wore out in a day.

I wish I had some ice cream.

Kirby · **Posted:** March 19th, 2009, 8:11 pm

Granted, but a human youngling stole it while you weren't looking.

I wish for a stick that could not be stolen, burned, or be broken.

King Kulla · **Posted:** March 19th, 2009, 8:47 pm

Granted, but your nemesis, the ever elusive Stick-Thief, "borrowed" your stick and then buried it in a place where you couldn't find.

I wish upon a shooting star to come across the heavens tonight.

Pfkninenines · Global Moderator 12/4/08

Granted. Too bad it crashes in to Earth and we all die

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I wish that I don't hit any hills on Sunday when I'm going back to school.

Steven · **Posted:** March 20th, 2009, 4:55 pm

Granted. You hit mountains instead. ;D

I wish I had a huge pile of games.

Earth · **Posted:** March 20th, 2009, 5:29 pm

granted
but the instructions are in a now dead language.
i want the new iphone software update

Mushroom Queen · **Posted:** March 22nd, 2009, 2:29 pm

Granted. But the update has a bug that permanently sets your mobile's wallpaper as this.

I wish I someone would wash my car for me

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