Wish Corruption

Kenny · **Posted:** February 23rd, 2009, 9:34 am

Granted but I'm exempt from all rules in this thread

I wish I could meet Ryan

Adbot · **Posted:** February 23rd, 2009, 9:34 am

Pfkninenines · Global Moderator 12/4/08

Granted, but you meet him at your funeral.

I wish I could have a Core i7 based laptop now...

Shreder · **Posted:** February 23rd, 2009, 1:47 pm

Granted, but it's defective.

I wish I had a sandwich.

Al3X · **Posted:** February 23rd, 2009, 2:19 pm

Granted, but its a plastic sandwich.

I wish I had an edible not posioned regular as defined by the recipe reeses peanut butter cup in the orange package that has no flaws.

Marco · **Posted:** February 23rd, 2009, 6:04 pm

Granted. But, as you go to eat it, Shane takes it and throws it in a fire.

I wish that this wish cannot be corrupted.

Duke Juker · RSBandB Donor since 07/01/2010

Granted. But after the wish is granted, a large boulder falls from the sky and hits your car, which explodes in a Hollywood fireball that instantly consumes you.

I wish to die the most agonizingly painful death imaginable. Honestly. =P~

Adbot · **Posted:** February 23rd, 2009, 7:31 pm

Lord Zamorak · **Posted:** February 23rd, 2009, 8:20 pm

Granted.

I wish I had the power to fly.

Ryan · **Posted:** February 25th, 2009, 3:35 pm

Granted, but you can only fly 1 meter off the ground.

I wish I got the GCSE grades I want.

Duke Juker · RSBandB Donor since 07/01/2010

Granted. But once you have better grades, you are denied the privlage of higher education at every university and college in the world.

I wish that everyone lived on a yellow submarine.

Shreder · **Posted:** February 26th, 2009, 4:59 pm

Granted but the methane gas in the sea blue up wiping out the whole population. go you!

I wish I was never hungry.

Lord Zamorak · **Posted:** February 27th, 2009, 6:27 am

Granted, but since you never get hungry, you never know that your body is running low on fuel, and you end up dying.

I wish I had a gigantic cookie.

whitedragon · **Posted:** February 27th, 2009, 10:39 am

granted but it turns out its also a mutant and eats you instead.

I wish I had been more original when i thought up this stupid name :/

Vervada · **Posted:** March 1st, 2009, 6:54 pm

Granted, but you get 10 posts and leave.

I wish people would stop PMing me to change my signature.

Duke Juker · RSBandB Donor since 07/01/2010

Granted, but then you feel lonely since no one will pm you at all anymore. You kill yourself due to depression.

I wish I could dunk a basketball.

trekkie · **Posted:** March 1st, 2009, 10:07 pm

you grow so tall that you cannot live in a house.

i wish for peace on earth

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