I found this on RuneWiki. I know it's about the Desert Treasure stranger, but when I read the first and last line and compared it to those elementary safety videos, I found it hilarious.
So I'm really getting fed up with all this crap from people telling me that I'm sending messages to them intentionally...Well no I'm not. So, I'm sorry for the pain of you having to click 'Close'...
You people with snow days are infinitely luckier than me... Snow half the year in Canada, no 'Snow Days' off school, and _I_ have to walk home in minus 20 degrees Celsius. 'Least this room's warm.