You play too much Runescape when...

Sputchbait · **Posted:** July 23rd, 2005, 2:26 am

--You try to weed your yard by raking it.
--You sit down to a steak dinner, and ponder whether you have the attack level to wield a stainless steel steak knife. (done it)
--You head to the kitchen to make lunch, and ponder whether you have the cooking level to make a ham sandwich. (done it)
--You're watching something funny on TV, and suddenly shout "LOL!" (done it...you shoulda seen the looks on my wife and foster daughter's faces)
--You have a black cat, and have actually considered renaming him Bob. (yup...but it's not even my cat)
--You roll out of bed half asleep, try getting dressed, can't find your black pants, and start screaming that you've been hacked and lost your dragonhide armor. (not yet...but I've dreamed something similar :shock:

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Adbot · **Posted:** July 23rd, 2005, 2:26 am

Movie_Star15 · **Posted:** July 23rd, 2005, 2:59 am

[quote="Sputchbait"]
--You're watching something funny on TV, and suddenly shout "LOL!" (done it...you shoulda seen the looks on my wife and foster daughter's faces)
quote]

Ive done that... After a whole summer of typing on the computer and talking in abbreviations, I sometimes say them and I laugh at myself! ITS HILARIOUS!!

wildrice · **Posted:** July 23rd, 2005, 6:47 am

I saw this on the rs forums a few months ago.....

When you are driving on the highway and wonder why you cant follow the car in front of you. (This would be nice on long trips)

When you have a dream you are being chased by people in the wildy. (This has actually happened to me twice when I played rs too close to going to bed)

czskrazzi · **Posted:** July 23rd, 2005, 8:01 am

when rs becomes more important than your g/f

when you walk outside and the light burns cause you play to much rs

when you dream about rs, and when you wake up, you ask your mum if you can buy a rune pick axe

when you cant tell the difference between rs and "reality". (not many people who play rs know the meaning of that word)

Robbie · **Posted:** July 23rd, 2005, 11:20 am

czskrazzi wrote:

when rs becomes more important than your g/f

*nudge*

when you attack a bear in real life cuz it's only lvl 28

extremelybored · **Posted:** July 23rd, 2005, 11:48 am

when your mom pks you

when you put your rs account instead of your real account

when you have an internet gf

when you try to stand the same place as a cannon and say "look at me! i'm the talking cannon!"

when hearing a funny joke you say "lol" instead of laughing

when u become master chompy hunter

when you wonder why you cant pay your extremely high internet bill in gp

when you wonder why you cant drive in the same place as the car in front of you

Adbot · **Posted:** July 23rd, 2005, 11:48 am

v3nd3tta · **Posted:** July 23rd, 2005, 1:29 pm

Dr__Pimper wrote:

when ur account name is zezima

And your one to talk, 99 att str hp and more? And I wouldnt be suprised if you have never met zezima, I have and he IS a cool guy.

extremelybored · **Posted:** July 23rd, 2005, 1:32 pm

v3nd3tta wrote:

Dr__Pimper wrote:

when ur account name is zezima

And your one to talk, 99 att str hp and more? And I wouldnt be suprised if you have never met zezima, I have and he IS a cool guy.

i have, he completely ignored me at lvl 78 or so

i think he hates me :cry:

mybassismyfriend · **Posted:** July 23rd, 2005, 1:51 pm

*When you call a grocery store worker a 'noob' because they attempt to sell you a raw chicken.

*You start refering to $1,000 as 1k in real life.

*You go to a bank and ask them to store a sword of your own.

*You go to a magic street dealer and ask them for runes.

*You go to a farm and kill tons of chickens. When people ask, you say 'I need feathers for fly fishing'.

*If zezima will not ignore you.

*You go to stores that have upper buildings that the owner lives in, and search all of the cubbords.

*You make threads like these.

Evanpop · **Posted:** July 23rd, 2005, 2:31 pm

mybassismyfriend wrote:

*You start refering to $1,000 as 1k in real life.

Done it and same with the LoL. I also have said lmao and omg.

czskrazzi · **Posted:** July 23rd, 2005, 7:03 pm

extremelybored

please read the forum rules. double posting or triple posting is not allowed

Crysala · **Posted:** July 23rd, 2005, 7:53 pm

i have merged the triple post. please extremelybored, read the rules and in future USE THE EDIT BUTTON! thats what its there for. v3nd3tta, please dont flame others. maybe you should take a read of the rules as well

Lance · **Posted:** July 23rd, 2005, 8:21 pm

-When you can do ALL of the Rs Emotes.

-When you smith your own rune armor in RL.

--when you walk infront of jajex Andrew waves hi to you and says you have X days remaining on your account please renew soon.

Alex 43 · **Posted:** July 24th, 2005, 4:16 pm

You're too obbsessed in Runescape when:

- Zezima's jealous
- You don't understand how pizza is bad for your health when cabbage is good for it in real life
- You're combat level is 127
- You go to a barbers and ask for a mustache, longer hair, a long beard, and all of it dyed white so you look like Saradomin
- In real life, you trip over a rock and say 'WTF'
- You get banned because continued game-play would discourage others from playing
- You beat the Rogues Den in 16 seconds somehow
- Your agility is good enough to let you run triple-speed
- In real life, you walk, run, and jump in carefully synchronized movements which are the exact same each and every time you do it
- You are arrested for carrying a sword and say to the police officer 'WTF? Let me train!'
- You try to sell a few leaves that you don't know about for $1000 a handful
- You show off emotion only when you speak and not move your body while you do so
- You eat 28 cakes in one go in real life somehow
- You kill anyone you encounter when you play real life capture-the-flag
- You find out flour and water alone do NOT make bread in real life and say 'WTF'

zobbey89 · **Posted:** July 24th, 2005, 7:19 pm

when u put ur rs name down on a test and not ur real name