You play too much Runescape when...

Morris Starr · **Posted:** July 22nd, 2005, 1:20 pm

(Theres probably been a thread of these but ah well)

Post if these have happened to you to.

I'll start...

...when if you enter a training spot, the population flees. (All the time)
...When if you get lag in wildy or an agressive training spot, you log on surrounded with loot (Yup)

Adbot · **Posted:** July 22nd, 2005, 1:20 pm

robert91488 · **Posted:** July 22nd, 2005, 1:46 pm

...you already have 50+ farming...

lkg sabre · **Posted:** July 22nd, 2005, 1:52 pm

... when irl you go into a farmers market in a set of armor.

Morris Starr · **Posted:** July 22nd, 2005, 2:02 pm

...You rip a Branch which is as big as you off a tree, Lug it over your shoulder, Declare "I Am Dharok The Wretched! Fear my Greataxe!" Then if anyone gets near you, Whack them with the Branch. (Yeah, I did this. It was fun. I also Claimed i was Torag With the mallets in DT. :oops:

)

CreepyPirate · **Posted:** July 22nd, 2005, 2:06 pm

When you attack a real life monk to get his robes for a prayer bonus....true story.

Morris Starr · **Posted:** July 22nd, 2005, 2:20 pm

You can only draw rs Chars (Yup :roll:

)

You ponder How guns would do any damage in Runescape, when dragon is like 10X stronger than steel, and the Nearest guns to thet period would just end up being sliced in half.(Yer)

You periodically shout "OWNED!" In the dramatic bits in movies.(Afferm... affurm... aff... True.)

Adbot · **Posted:** July 22nd, 2005, 2:20 pm

Athelus · **Posted:** July 22nd, 2005, 2:38 pm

andrew personally sends you a letter asking you to re-join if your members expires (never happened lol)

you refer to a tanks armour as rune plating instead of titanium plating... (has happened)

Rocket2004 · **Posted:** July 22nd, 2005, 2:54 pm

when you join castle wars.. the other team all suicide and then quits

Dr__Pimper · **Posted:** July 22nd, 2005, 9:10 pm

when ur account name is zezima

Lance · **Posted:** July 22nd, 2005, 9:29 pm

...When everyone knows you.

trekkie · **Posted:** July 22nd, 2005, 9:56 pm

when you go to ardougne even the king bows to you

Movie_Star15 · **Posted:** July 23rd, 2005, 12:34 am

There was one of these on the RS forums... I got second best if I can remember what it was...

...when you get hit by a truck in real-life, die, and expect to respawn in lumbridge any second now...

(I think that was it. I got some laughs)

Crysala · **Posted:** July 23rd, 2005, 12:51 am

maybe the title of this post should be changed to "you know youre obsessed with runescape when..."?? i dunno

..when you start speaking noob and expect people to know what youre saying.

(or calling people noobs and thinking 'you told them!..true story)

Morris Starr · **Posted:** July 23rd, 2005, 1:07 am

Crysala wrote:

maybe the title of this post should be changed to "you know youre obsessed with runescape when..."?? i dunno

Changed, Good idea.

...When if you cut yourself, you go eat some bread and expect it to be all better.(Nope)
...When you eat sharks in one bite.(Nah)

The Killer · **Posted:** July 23rd, 2005, 2:17 am

...when you eat a lobster in one bite and dont expect to choke

...when you go to a bank and slaps a trout on the banker's face and expect him to store it for you

...when you refuse to eat shrimps and explain that shrimps are "noob food"