What is the stupidest thing a newcomer has ever said to you.

Jrblast · **Posted:** June 9th, 2005, 10:18 am

well on karamja someone said "jrblas, stop firestanding or my friend will ban you" lol o and when fishing in shilo someone claimed to be the black nite (who at the time was second overall) but he might have actualy been, because he seemed a little modest so to this day im not sure

Adbot · **Posted:** June 9th, 2005, 10:18 am

masterdash0 · **Posted:** June 9th, 2005, 3:36 pm

my conversations with noobs:

noob:im on lvl 417 of runescape what are you on?
me:im lvl 62 and your lvl 9
noob:no im not im on lvl 700
me:do you know what the max lvl is?
noob:yes its 1000
me:yes it is,do you want a rune ore?
noob:no way noob i mine dragon ore
me:(decideing to take advantage) where can you get dragon ore?
noob:*takes ages to answer* *logs off*
noob:*logs back on* you mine it in canifis (i think he checked world map thats why he went off)
me:ok what lvl do u need to mine dragon?
noob:lvl 350
me:ok...can you just show me a dragon ore?
noob:ok
*we go in trade*
*he puts up red dragonhide*
noob:see!?
me:yesssss..thats...dragon ore....can i see a dragon dagger poisened?
noob:you nooob you cant poison daggers noob nooob etc

lol

noob:i reported you
me:ok
noob:your gunnaget banned
me:ok
noob:why dont you say anything else?
me:ok
noob:your autoing im gonna report you again
me:ok
noob:shut up!!
me:ok
noob:grrrrr...
me:ok
noob:your annoying
me:i know
noob:hah i knew it your autoing
me:i know
noob:AHHHHHHH *runs off*

they make stuff up but never believe anthing you say

glynnder · **Posted:** June 10th, 2005, 7:47 am

I wrote this cos I saw the one b4 and i realised how similar it was to this one.
Ok i was walking in Varrock, with a really big noob next to me. He was lvl 9 and here is my coversation with him:

noob: Do you want me to take you to Varrock
i had my map open at the time
Me: Testing him out Ok
noob: I'll take you
This guy had the wilde skull&crossbone above his head
me: (as we were heading north) Have you ever heard of the wilde?
noob: no
me: ahh - what level are you (he was level 9)
noob; I'm lvl 2500
me : ahh
Noob: what are you?
me : I'm 8540
noob; THATS RUBBISH - It only goes to 5000.
me : ahh - whats Zezima?
noob; Zezim-what?
me; zezima
noob: huh
me: The greatest player in the game!
noob: oh him - hes not the greatest player anymore.
me: ahh - who is?
noob: me - didn't you see the news thing earlier. It said; attention (the players name) has now completed the game.
me: Ahh - so what happens when you complete the game?
Then the noob logged out!

fuzzball · **Posted:** June 13th, 2005, 8:47 am

kinda sad how long this is.heres a couple:

my bros nooby freind:i am soo smart!i found out that if you die without a skull abouve your head you keep 3 items!i am soooo smart..so smart.

noob:noob!(that one kills me)

i tihnk ill go to a f2p world so i can get more.

tucool4u · **Posted:** June 13th, 2005, 1:14 pm

he said can i hav 1gp lol

sirlaurie · **Posted:** June 15th, 2005, 12:48 pm

That cannon picture is way funny, lol...10/10!

Adbot · **Posted:** June 15th, 2005, 12:48 pm

homeboycrash · **Posted:** June 16th, 2005, 10:37 am

what is my account name and pass?
:oops:

Speedfox · **Posted:** June 17th, 2005, 9:26 am

Ive had lots of this kind of stuff happen to me but this is the most merable

Scene: i am helping a lvl 8 and shoing him all the major places in fally.
lvl 8: what are all those gray things
Me: wht gray things
lvl 8: these *stands next to one*
Me: erm..... those are rocks
lvl 8: y?
Me: *logs out to recover from hysterics*

This kind of thing is one of the main thrills of runescape and keeps me going lol i luv it

Evelyn · **Posted:** June 17th, 2005, 11:44 am

noob: Where are the caves?
(Obviously this noob didnt know that you can mine above ground)

Wait!... That was ME!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Lance · **Posted:** June 25th, 2005, 2:20 pm

"Can I be your apprentice?" or "Can I have your Armor I need it?"

fuzzball · **Posted:** June 25th, 2005, 3:05 pm

lol i got the aprentice thing once.a lvl 10 or so walked up to me and asked what my prayer was.
me:....uh 20........
newb:can i be your aprentice,o great one?l

lol funny.

amini1992 · **Posted:** June 25th, 2005, 10:27 pm

Me: Selling Rune 2h 50k
[Noob trades me
I show
he cancels]
NOOB: i will give you 50 gp 1 bronze bar and 5 bones for it!
Me: Forget it.
NOOB: what do you mean?
Me: NO u need 49950gp more
NOOB: No... the bronze bar is 45000 and 5 bones should cover the rest!
[Ignores his trade requests]
Me: Selling Rune 2h 50k

Mediumwell · **Posted:** June 26th, 2005, 9:47 am

Some newb wrote:

I isnt too smarter than i thunk i was when i leaved skool, can i have some of yours money for i to bi me smarts back?

Me wrote:

Lol, are you serious?

the newb again wrote:

Durr, pleeze

Me again wrote:

umm, here's 10k, now leave me alone

*I traded and gave the money......right?*

the newb again wrote:

Haha! i'm not dum! I dont need education! You just been gotten yourself jacked!

He teleported away.

I feel so bad for even talking to him, man, what idiots, think they can get your attention for the whole "i'm not smart" gig, but when they get money, they really are stupid and then do and say stupid things, well, it was only 10k.

funny or what?

~Mediumwell~

*this was in edgeville bank not to long ago*....he was also like level 20 or something lolz

Movie_Star15 · **Posted:** June 26th, 2005, 10:02 am

HAHA! That one was good. I liked one where I was walking through F2P with Rune Claws right? I had on a Fremmy Black Cape and a Archer Helm....

Noob: Nice gear!
Me:...uh Thx
Noob: I use to have that stuff...
Me: Whats it called?
Noob: Blue Cat Claws and a Coal Cape...
Me:... Did you every P2P?
Noob: Im reporting you for foul language!!!
*Noobs runs off*
Noob (PMing me): Ur reported and banned! Jagex told me!!!!
Me: (Puts him on Ignore List): Goodbye!

Obvilously he never P2P and he was going by colors... True Story. LOL. I couldnt stop laughing!

Lisaz · **Posted:** June 26th, 2005, 10:13 am

my friend wanted to buy a armour: (i gived him 250k i was good in that day lol)

friend:i just bought a addy full... whats your armour?
me: rune
friend: you know that that addy is better than rune??
me: no its not... rune is the best f2p armour (for defence offcourse)
friends: nah addy is better