What is the stupidest thing a newcomer has ever said to you.

Alex 43 · **Posted:** June 5th, 2005, 3:07 pm

I get this so many times. Even a level 103 asked me this.

*Equips dragon spear*
Guy: What staff is that?

Makes me want to stick my head in a cannon.

Adbot · **Posted:** June 5th, 2005, 3:07 pm

fuzzball · **Posted:** June 5th, 2005, 3:36 pm

lol that pics so funny. :lol:

Forgotmytea · **Posted:** June 6th, 2005, 9:13 am

I was mining once and this lvl 6 came up to me...

Noob: Hey nice helm (talking about my green haloween mask)
Me: Thanks...
Noob: I'll buy it for 6gp!
Me: Nfs sorry
Noob: Waht does nfs mean? How about 10gp?
Me: *logs out in despair*

Loads of noobs, sometimes even lvl 50-60 people, just say:

Noob: Hey, are you a member?
Me: No
Noob: How are you wearing a dragon helm then?

or:

Noob: Nice dragon helm!
Me: *sighs*

It's a halloween mask, Sherlock! :evil:

Booey101 · **Posted:** June 6th, 2005, 12:00 pm

I was wearing my full rune and b axe(b4 i was 60 att)

Noob:Can i have a mage robe?
as they are so easy to get i said ok
on the way to the bank
Noob:Nice mith armour..
She was serious as well!

It's so sad....

Gontcha · **Posted:** June 6th, 2005, 12:13 pm

"selling super rare orange dragon shield! 3mill"
heard this one:
2guys digging withspades near a bank,guy ask what they're doing "We're going to rob the bank!!!"
"Trimming armor for free"
" If you have something cool on you (like full gilded) the noobs are following u and asking stupid questions, "where u get it", and "i'll buy for 5gp" and other stuff like that
BUT REMEMBER : NEWB= new player with clean toughts who pays attention on tutorial NOOB= annoying newb, opposite of newb

spyder · **Posted:** June 6th, 2005, 12:23 pm

On my level 3:

guy: nice staff
Me: Uhh.....thanks?
guy: I but for 10 gp
me: It's like 2 gp
him: 150 gp?
me: No...
him: u just lost out on 148 gp!

Adbot · **Posted:** June 6th, 2005, 12:23 pm

dmm155 · **Posted:** June 6th, 2005, 4:52 pm

some lvl 20 dude asked me if i could please make him a member lol.

i also had a lvl 3 try to buy my santa hat for 25gp

Lance · **Posted:** June 6th, 2005, 7:55 pm

another 3 from the bad lands color seperated

Noob (Yes I said it 100%):Can I have free stuff please Perferably Addy or rune

Me:Good luck getting addy or rune stuff

"Is that Sara Armor (I'm in guthix and the symbol clearly dosen't look like Guthix"

By private message
Person: Do you know #insert Screen name here
Me: yes
person: 2 can go here Kool Can I have free stuff please (Rarer but more annoying) Can you come to my server (especially if it's a member's server then it's a anger warning)

I'll get more later they just keep on comming

King Kulla · **Posted:** June 6th, 2005, 8:28 pm

when im training on a f2p server (obviously :roll:

) a guy comes up to me and asks me "Hey are you a member, man?"

4 responses:

1. "What are you talking about? What is a member?"
2. "You have something on your back.....Aha its your shirt!"
3. "What, do I look like im wearing members stuff or something?"
4. "If I was a member, then i wouldn't be on a f2p server with dumb people asking me that question"

Yea people just walk away after :wink:

ranger_490_returns_ · **Posted:** June 7th, 2005, 10:01 am

Noob:TAKE ME TO LUMBRIDGE OR ILL REPORT YOU NOOB!

Me:Me?

Noob:HURRY UP NOOB I ALREADY REPORTED YOU ONCE NOOB NOOB

me:*cry emote* *runs away*

(All the while occuring in the middle of lumby castle)

Gerudo_shiek · **Posted:** June 7th, 2005, 5:31 pm

a leve 63 was talking to the user loser ninja, and the convo ensued...

63: hey ni ja, this is my spot
ninja: yes master, can i get your pipe and slippers too?

later

63: hey cloud (a person nearby), ni jas inside you
ninja: whos ni ja?
63: i cant spell too good
ninja: its right there infront of you!!
63: oh..well im not that smart either

McFreeze101 · **Posted:** June 7th, 2005, 5:51 pm

ok here is the best 1 a noob [ lvl 10] comes up 2 me and asks me were to mine black ore, i told her she cant, so she follows me around for 20 minutes saying im lieng and ta tell her were ta mine it now or she will report me

King Kulla · **Posted:** June 7th, 2005, 8:38 pm

McFreeze101 wrote:

ok here is the best 1 a noob [ lvl 10] comes up 2 me and asks me were to mine black ore, i told her she cant, so she follows me around for 20 minutes saying im lieng and ta tell her were ta mine it now or she will report me

black ore lolol...just tell her its coal

Rocket2004 · **Posted:** June 7th, 2005, 10:51 pm

him: WOAH!! DUDE, DID YOU BEAT RUNESCAPE ALREADY?

Me:....oi..

Gontcha · **Posted:** June 8th, 2005, 7:58 am

noob: Buying rune plate, 200k!!!
me: *smell $$$* trade
noob: *trying to make from 200k-20k*
repeats like 4 times
noob: You scammer, i'll report you
me: srry already reported you
Jagex letter: "...the actions have been taken for the person you've reported..."or stuff like that