What is the stupidest thing a newcomer has ever said to you.

Lance · **Posted:** May 31st, 2005, 5:52 pm

Here's one I got today. Walking down varocc main St. (Next to archery shop). A guy goes up to me. Nice armor (Guthix) I'll buy it for 50K. Simmular to one of the ones above but It needs to go in.

Adbot · **Posted:** May 31st, 2005, 5:52 pm

King Kulla · **Posted:** May 31st, 2005, 10:08 pm

Asking where the city is that they are currently in.

Virage · **Posted:** June 1st, 2005, 5:45 am

Wheres the restaurents?

Chi Meng · **Posted:** June 1st, 2005, 6:04 am

"I died. Can I have free stuff?"

fuzzball · **Posted:** June 1st, 2005, 7:53 am

chimeng wrote:

"I died. Can I have free stuff?"

that ones really old.i hear IT all the time but then it kinda got programmed into my brain so i forgot about it i guess. :wink:

fighting mime · **Posted:** June 1st, 2005, 10:17 am

i just lost full dragon can i have some money? thats the worst and these are guys with party hats mind you.
~mikejnix

Adbot · **Posted:** June 1st, 2005, 10:17 am

czskrazzi · **Posted:** June 1st, 2005, 11:46 am

sold addy boots yesterday for 30k..

after i sold the guy said.. "hahaha your a stupid pathetic lvl 108 noobiest nooby noob in the world, you stupid _ _ _ _ er addy boots are 200k each.. ahahaha im gonna make so much money".

I told him that addy boots are worth 50k tops.. and extremely hard to sell at 40k each..lol.. he kept ranting on about how much of a noob i was.

T3hfox · **Posted:** June 1st, 2005, 4:36 pm

I had a Fire Staff equipped, and this lvl 3 person came up to me and said, "Dude, I want your cane!" And he offers me a bunch of stuff he got off tutorial island. I also speak german to people who follow me around.

buttons17 · **Posted:** June 3rd, 2005, 12:27 pm

I saw once, a lvl 20 odd standing in the middle of a forest of normal tree's yelling "selling logs, get them before they run out"

Maverick_64 · **Posted:** June 4th, 2005, 2:22 am

ROFL

,i don't remember all the nooby things i hear,but my friend says like 30 nooby things in a minute,i will post them if he says something again

Edit:I was fighting a tree spirit and he says:They always drop addy pickaxes....

oldwarrior3. · **Posted:** June 4th, 2005, 9:12 am

a scammer said to me: il trim ur armor. i said:i already wear addy g so what can u trim about it? :lol:

mybassismyfriend · **Posted:** June 4th, 2005, 12:12 pm

I walked into a guild and a noob told me:
'What spell are you using to get in their?'

King Kulla · **Posted:** June 4th, 2005, 12:43 pm

Asking how to click a mouse. :wink:

Oh and a lvl 3 asking to team me. :twisted:

Lethal Axe92 · **Posted:** June 4th, 2005, 12:52 pm

"can you trim my armor"

duble-oh-7 · **Posted:** June 4th, 2005, 1:25 pm

I was in World 1 selling big bones for 300 each, and i see this noob sayin "buying santa hat for a rune scimmy" lol its only a few mil. difference. I got a pic of it :arrow:

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