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Slimppu
 Post subject: Re: The WORST Fanfiction ever written. I dare you to read ch 1
PostPosted: July 30th, 2009, 8:19 am 
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Dally was riding the Hogwarts Express to Hogwarts with her best friend Edwart Cullen.


I stopped there.

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PostPosted: July 30th, 2009, 8:21 am 
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Some very disturbing stuff in there :(
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PostPosted: July 30th, 2009, 8:55 am 
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I'll send him a message on myspace. xD :P


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PostPosted: July 30th, 2009, 10:16 am 
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Zaden Johanson. Who wants to bet that this boyfriend doesn't exist in real life?

Edit: ROFL. I found his myspace and he's listed as single. http://www.myspace.com/emo_sasuke666


Haha yeah, I did that too when I saw that. Not only was he listed as single but that girl wasn't even friends with him. And, I noticed his top friend was a girl that committed suicide. Then I became sad because our society is really **** up when a popular fad is becoming depressed and committing suicide. There were three suicides in my school in JUST one school year. For some reason I thought it was only my school or something. Didn't really think about how it's happening all over the country.

Sorry about that, my thoughts ramble.
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PostPosted: July 30th, 2009, 11:42 am 
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Suicide? That's really sad. Now that I think about it, whoever wrote this fanfiction probably has a delicate self-esteem. I'm not sure how they'd take it if their school's resident HAWTEMOKID found out who she was and embarrassed her for it.

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I'll send him a message on myspace. xD :P

Let me know what he says.

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Spoiler for Wtf, weird stuff:

Just then he pushed her against the Ravenclaw satellite and because to kiss her gastricly. She put her tongue in his mouth and felt his teeth. He cut his tongue on her fangs and the blood tripped down his chin… he was turned on by it and suddenly Dally felt something against her.

“Hiei is that your wand?” she asked.

“No… that is my *****, Dally…” he said.

“OMG you’re so huge! You’re like 6 inches!!” she shouted, gasping for breath.

“No I am 6 inches flassid, right now I have a bonner so I am 10 inches,” he said.

Della was at a lost for words. She was a virgin and did not know about ***** and it was her first time having a *****.

“Let’s go to your room,” said Hiei, “I want to have *** with you.”

So he said the password and they went into Ravenclaw, and went to Dally’s bedroom. A couple Ravenclawers were like, “Dally what he is doing here??” but she turned Hiei into a broom with her powers as a mutant so they didn’t notice anymore. Then she unturned him back into a Hiei when they got onto her bed. They started kissing and taking their clothes of.


I can't read any further
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Mushroom Queen
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PostPosted: August 3rd, 2009, 1:47 am 
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ROFL. Holy crap. I should put the link as a Spoiler if it's that sexual. No matter how humourous it is. XD

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Wow, this is painful.

Like it seriously hurts my brain and eyes to watch this. Wow...

This is one **** up fantasy... I can tell you that much.

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BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD

I believe the story is a whole joke. This can't be serious.

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lmao... dumbldore is a pedophile....

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you know... i just noticed that her "boyfriend" last logged in 2008. so who knows what happened but hell..... weirrrddddd

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trekkie wrote:
you know... i just noticed that her "boyfriend" last logged in 2008. so who knows what happened but hell..... weirrrddddd

why where u checking? lol......

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italy4life wrote:
trekkie wrote:
you know... i just noticed that her "boyfriend" last logged in 2008. so who knows what happened but hell..... weirrrddddd

why where u checking? lol......

Trekkie is avalabile

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