The WORST Fanfiction ever written. I dare you to read ch 1

Mushroom Queen · **Posted:** July 29th, 2009, 4:26 pm

Spoiler for Some badly written sexual content ensues:

This reminds me of when Creepy and I tried to write our own Pokemon fanfic. It didn't turn out as priceless as this one.

Oh and, um, I didn't stick this in the Literature forum because it's not self-written..thank god.

Adbot · **Posted:** July 29th, 2009, 4:26 pm

CreepyPirate · **Posted:** July 29th, 2009, 4:48 pm

This is clearly going to turn into some **** up little perverted tale of an anime girl getting it on with a hedgehog. Which in my head raises all sorts of alarms.

Although i must admit somehow combining sonic, harry potter, vampires and anime together takes a skill far beyond what i posess. I'd have never imagined something so **** imaginative..nope that's not the word; Idiotic. There we go.

P.S For once I'd like to see an anime girl with a small chest. Or a guy that looks like a guy. And I mean a real guy not a wimp that gets upset when he gets some dirt on himself.

It's a pity our one didn't become anything I'd have liked to see if they'd actually allow it on there site.

Evelyn · **Posted:** July 29th, 2009, 7:29 pm

I don't understand Sonic fanfics. It's a video game where you run really fast catching rings and zipping around bosses.

Veggie Eater · **Posted:** July 29th, 2009, 8:07 pm

That was.. disturbing. Must be the fantasy of some fat anime obsessed chick.

Hah, just looked at the "Characters" tab and I was right. Her "About Me" tab is also amusing.

Author of the fantastic fanfiction wrote:

I am datin ZADEN JOHANSON! ^___^ He is scene and has lots of peircings and emo flippy hair... he syas he sees ghosts like me o___o kind of like hyde

Mushroom Queen · **Posted:** July 29th, 2009, 8:12 pm

Veggie Eater wrote:

That was.. disturbing. Must be the fantasy of some fat anime obsessed chick.

Hah, just looked at the "Characters" tab and I was right. Her "About Me" tab is also amusing.

Author of the fantastic fanfiction wrote:

I am datin ZADEN JOHANSON! ^___^ He is scene and has lots of peircings and emo flippy hair... he syas he sees ghosts like me o___o kind of like hyde

Zaden Johanson. Who wants to bet that this boyfriend doesn't exist in real life?

Edit: ROFL. I found his myspace and he's listed as single. http://www.myspace.com/emo_sasuke666

trekkie · **Posted:** July 29th, 2009, 8:31 pm

mq, i dare you to message him and tell him about the site. HAHA

Adbot · **Posted:** July 29th, 2009, 8:31 pm

Mushroom Queen · **Posted:** July 29th, 2009, 8:34 pm

I thought about it but I don't have a Myspace account and I'm too lazy to make one.

trekkie · **Posted:** July 29th, 2009, 8:40 pm

somebody on this forum has a myspace account!!!!

*looks at marking*

Harkaan · **Posted:** July 29th, 2009, 9:44 pm

I quit the tab right after she said "do you miss bella?"

I agree with Veggie Eater, probably her fantasy life. :roll:

Iron Maiden · **Posted:** July 29th, 2009, 9:51 pm

What kind of low life noob is that?

A)An idiot obsessed with Twilight
B)A nerdy Sonic addict
C)User of the world biggest abomination known as MySpace
D)All of above

Congratulation, the correct answer was D

Uh yeah...that was pretty **** bad. I quit when I saw 'Edward'

Have a nice day :shock:

King Kulla · **Posted:** July 29th, 2009, 10:20 pm

Lol I gave up as soon as I found out she was mixing HP and Twilight. I might go back for a laugh though. The creepy things some people make up, though...

trekkie · **Posted:** July 29th, 2009, 10:32 pm

honestly i lost interest after the first 5 words in the first sentence.

Mushroom Queen · **Posted:** July 29th, 2009, 10:44 pm

Yeah well I lost interest after the last chapter. >_> Oops, I mean uh..the first word!

CreepyPirate · **Posted:** July 30th, 2009, 1:23 am

Spoiler for Language:

..What in the ****?

I also love how all those charactrs shes drawn, especially of the girls look absolutely nothing alike. There again i suppose if she drew them fat and ugly they might get insulted if they ever saw it.

argg and shes included Link.

Leave him alone **** it nintendo sues for using there characters and with what you'll do to him they'll **** send out a hit man. HIS MUM IS A "MIGGLE"?

Ryan · **Posted:** July 30th, 2009, 4:47 am

Haha Dumbledore's status is pedophile XD