Wish Corruption

Italy4life · **Posted:** July 20th, 2009, 5:38 pm

granted you die a slow horrible death

i wish that i didnt cheat on my gf

Adbot · **Posted:** July 20th, 2009, 5:38 pm

Shreder · **Posted:** July 20th, 2009, 6:14 pm

Your wish comes true, but you fall madly in love, make babies, and receive aids.

I wish my life keeps going as good as it is now.

Iron Maiden · **Posted:** July 20th, 2009, 6:53 pm

Granted, but a deadly foe gets jealous and kills you.

I wish I could control people's mind :twisted:

ChrisT · **Posted:** July 21st, 2009, 11:40 am

wish granted but the controller batteries die and an angry mob kills you...

i wish i could be a guest on the update

King Kulla · **Posted:** July 21st, 2009, 11:47 am

Granted, but you start to realize that Brad and Shane are so comical, that it's actually physically impossible to stop laughing while in their presence, and henceforth, you literally die of laughter. It's basically why most of the guests die after their recording.

I wish that I could control the world with a tomato.

Italy4life · **Posted:** July 21st, 2009, 12:00 pm

granted but all of the sudden you turn allergic to tomatoes and die a puffy death :cry:

i wish jessica alba was my lover and she didnt have a std... or anything that could kill mea

Adbot · **Posted:** July 21st, 2009, 12:00 pm

Ryan · **Posted:** July 21st, 2009, 12:52 pm

Granted but then she dies.

I wish for £50 in cash.

King Kulla · **Posted:** July 21st, 2009, 2:09 pm

Ryan wrote:

Granted but then she dies.

I wish for £50 in cash.

Granted, but it's converted to Canadian pennies. Here's over 9000 pennies for your convenience.

I wish that Plato would have actually written something about Socrates that isn't completely in riddles.

Mushroom Queen · **Posted:** July 21st, 2009, 3:20 pm

Granted, instead of being completely in riddles, it is only 99% in riddles.

I wish it'd stop being so windy here

King Kulla · **Posted:** July 21st, 2009, 3:54 pm

Granted, but because it isn't windy anymore, the meteor that was going to miss your house from the wind now hits your house. GF, house. :cry:

I wish for some disaster to happen to me.

Italy4life · **Posted:** July 21st, 2009, 4:03 pm

you turn sucidal and die

i think thats defined as a disaster...

i wish for i was owned of the play boy mansion

Iron Maiden · **Posted:** July 21st, 2009, 4:14 pm

Granted, but strangely, all hot girls turn to male and highly wants you badly AUGHHHH

I wish I could make disappear people.

King Kulla · **Posted:** July 21st, 2009, 4:37 pm

Granted, but these "Disappear people" that you make cannot be found anywhere that you look. You search and search for your whole life, but you just can't seem to find them. It's as if they disappeared or something!

I wish that there was an emoticon for every facet of life.

Sam · **Posted:** July 21st, 2009, 11:56 pm

King Kulla wrote:

Granted, but these "Disappear people" that you make cannot be found anywhere that you look. You search and search for your whole life, but you just can't seem to find them. It's as if they disappeared or something!

I wish that there was an emoticon for every facet of life.

Granted, but there is a small bug where the only emoticon you have access to is one that closely resembles an old man's *** face.

I wish for an empty dresser that contains no fewer that 178 pencils in each drawer.

King Kulla · **Posted:** July 22nd, 2009, 12:01 am

Granted, but that empty dresser that you were seeking, is now filled with pencils, making it no longer an empty dresser, therefore, one cannot grant the wish, leaving it empty, which makes one able to grant it again. try to comprehend this, your head asplode.

I wish that there were more hours in the day.

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