What is the Funniest Thing You've Heard on Xbox Live?

Dokter Bob · **Posted:** August 17th, 2008, 8:33 am

Matt and I heard a lady trying to take care of her baby. "GO GET THE NAPPIES! ON THE RIGHT CUPBOARD! NO, TO THE LEFT OF THE JAFFA CAKES!"
and later she said "No, last night I just did a joint and went to bed"

It was strange.

Whats the weirdest/funniest thing you've heard?

Adbot · **Posted:** August 17th, 2008, 8:33 am

Steven · **Posted:** August 17th, 2008, 9:08 am

I heard a dude say to one of his freiend off-mic "Hey man do you have any weed?" And then a couple of minutes later he said "NO! DON'T DRINK THE BONG WATER!"

I have ever since used that saying XD

Jan · **Posted:** August 17th, 2008, 9:49 am

I heard once "Hola hola, theres a dolla!"

Sev · **Posted:** August 17th, 2008, 2:10 pm

"Mom shut up! God I'm playin Xbox right now god!" xD

Al3X · **Posted:** August 17th, 2008, 5:52 pm

last night I 1v1'ed a kid and two of my friends were spectating (some may know them as Retro and Danny)

After the match (it was snipes only on shipment) he said "Oh my god Im MLG im gonna get a refferee to come in this lobby and get you guys kicked off!!! Use a real f******* gun you noob!!! Ill fry your router!!!"

It went on for several minutes and then he eventually left. The three of us were laughing hysterically. He got very mad after saying no-scopes were luck and I did a g shot all the way across

Cant remember what else I was going to say :lol:

If i remember ill edit.

The Xbox Legacy · **Posted:** August 17th, 2008, 5:55 pm

When I had a trial, playing halo 3 once heard someone say "Oh **** she's home, hide the crack!" then random yelling and the guy left. Couldn't stop laughing XD

Adbot · **Posted:** August 17th, 2008, 5:55 pm

Tjbartz2009 · **Posted:** August 17th, 2008, 8:55 pm

Playing Halo 2 or 3...not sure but a guy just says outta the blue:

"Yo, is anyone playing with just their mic? I mean...I'm naked as **** right now and only have my mic on."

Funny as hell...

Mushroom Queen · **Posted:** August 17th, 2008, 9:21 pm

"What on earth are you doing, Kris-- YOU JUST KILLED ME!"
^ What Creepy said when I shoved him off a cliff in Halo

Bogrollbloke · **Posted:** August 18th, 2008, 9:23 am

Al3X wrote:

last night I 1v1'ed a kid and two of my friends were spectating (some may know them as Retro and Danny)

After the match (it was snipes only on shipment) he said "Oh my god Im MLG im gonna get a refferee to come in this lobby and get you guys kicked off!!! Use a real f******* gun you noob!!! Ill fry your router!!!"

It went on for several minutes and then he eventually left. The three of us were laughing hysterically. He got very mad after saying no-scopes were luck and I did a g shot all the way across

Cant remember what else I was going to say :lol:

If i remember ill edit.

Lol was that when I left?

I heard someone say "Man you look like that predator. You know, that predator, when he opens his mouth man, it looks like a big ol' *****"
Which was hilarious.

Jason · **Posted:** August 18th, 2008, 9:47 am

I've had some guy ask me if i've ever gotten head from somebody while playing Xbox Live. It was wierd.

Kenny · **Posted:** August 19th, 2008, 2:25 am

I have quite a strange sense of humour, so when someone got shot in the crotch he screamed "WHERES MY WEINER?!" that cracked me up quite a lot.

hummerwar921 · **Posted:** August 19th, 2008, 2:39 pm

"**** MARTYRDOM!"

"Who's Martyrdom?"

Brad · **Posted:** August 19th, 2008, 3:21 pm

Not funniest but once playing Halo some 12 year old said the 'N' word over and over and over before the game started.

EMS9889 · **Posted:** August 20th, 2008, 5:37 pm

Once a guy was talking to another guy but the other guy wasnt paying attention so the guy yelled " Get your D@#k out of you ear!" LOL i love that saying now.