Antler Dude in the Jungle!

In this short story, Antler Dude goes into the jungle and gets himself lost! Will he ever get out? Read and find out!

Antler Dude was on the dock in Port Sarim. He payed his fare and headed to Karmaja. He was going to explore the jungle. He ran into the jungle stopping by a small village and ran through after a broodoo victom attacked him. He was deep in the jungle when he forgot his map!

"Oh noes!" He screamed. He began the run through the jungle in a panic. He was now at a river with a log he could cross. As He began to cross he fell off. What kept him from drowning was a jogre that picked him up by his antlers then threw him 20 feet away. He then saw a girl with black cat ears and a tail and an impressive dragon two hander with a sharp lining of obsidian.

"Excuse me. Do you know the way out of here?" He asked her as he ran up to her.

"Oh no! A lost noob!" She thought. "Yeah, I know the way out of here. It's my sword!" she said as she sliced him in half and he ended up in lumbridge.

"thanks." he said to her in private chat.

"Leave me alone!" She yelled at him as she put him on his ingnore list.

THE END!

Haha! Your stories never fail to amuse me. I lol'd when antler dude pmed the girl and she put him on ignore XD

You should carry on with your series, I can't wait to read about antler dudes next exciting installment!