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Dragon spear owner's manual
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5 year warranty - If this fine product made by RuneScape Blacksmiths Inc is faulty, damaged or has missing parts, send it back within 5 years of purchase and RuneScape Blacksmiths Inc will replace it for free. We will also replace anything damaged from wear and tear.
Warning - This product is extremely deadly. Do not attempt to poison this weapon unless you are trained. Do not weild if you are under 60 attack, doing so will cause unwanted injury or death. RuneScape Blacksmiths Inc is not responsible for any injury or death caused by the use of our fine product.
Weilding and Assembly
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1. Remove tape and packaging.
2. Remove spear parts from carrying case.
3. Twist spear tip onto handle, you are finished.
4. To weild this weapon, pick it up and use it. DO NOT WEILD IF UNDER 60 ATTACK!
Transportation instructions
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1. Twist off point from handle.
2.Replace parts in case.
3. Transport.
Alternative methods
1. Do not untwist point, instead, store in magic backpack which houses 28 varying sized things.
2. Make up your own way of transporting.
Product FAQ's
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Q: My product is missing parts!
A: Send it back to us or buy a new one, newb!
Q: Why are you so rude to your customers and call them newb for asking?
A: Get lost, newb!
Q: Why don't you guys accept SPAM mail?
A: Because they are STUPID POINTLESS ANNOYING MESSAGES! Now get lost newb before I come out here with the halberd!
Q: Who's answering all these FAQ's?
A: None of your buisness!
Q: Is it really true that a guy wearing a long black cloak going by the codename Demon is answering all these questions?
A: That is CONFIDENTIAL, you newb...
Q: I was PK'ing and died with my dragon spear. I sent it in and it was not replaced still after 1 year. Why is that?
A: Because you are a newb, and we don't warrant newbishness.
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