Exept dust, and air, and other various things like tissue boxes... Unless your dumb enough to maul some1 to death with a tissue box, you have no point. The point is 3 things, it slowly and painfully kills, leaves people very sad, and not everything kills.
The letter P doesnt kill,

This doesnt kill, a note doesnt kill, a program doesnt kill, graphics dont kill (unless they are bad).
Catch my drift?
Edit:
Im probably funnier then you, and you arent funny. Falling vending machines, When has that happened? Thats like saying sports cars will come and fall on every K-Mart in the world.