sue the telemarketers

trekkie · **Posted:** February 14th, 2007, 10:10 am

http://redtape.msnbc.com/2007/02/suing_telemarke.html

he's now my idol

Adbot · **Posted:** February 14th, 2007, 10:10 am

The Haysta · **Posted:** February 24th, 2007, 10:41 pm

God... I so want to do that...

Steven · **Posted:** February 25th, 2007, 12:10 am

He's not only your new Idol... He's mine now, too! I hate those dumb peices of crap! They never stop! "Sir, would you like to buy this 'special' cleaning cloth for only $19.99?" "No, I won't." "Oh come on, you know you want it..." Then I just hand the phone to my baby sister and she jibbers to them in her little language, lol.

Cowboyofdeath · **Posted:** February 25th, 2007, 12:00 pm

Zaros wrote:

He's not only your new Idol... He's mine now, too! I hate those dumb peices of crap! They never stop! "Sir, would you like to buy this 'special' cleaning cloth for only $19.99?" "No, I won't." "Oh come on, you know you want it..." Then I just hand the phone to my baby sister and she jibbers to them in her little language, lol.

Lol.

You should try asking them for something they don't have.

Like a banana, for example.

"Hello?"

"Hello, are you interested in [this product]?"

"No, but I could really use a banana right now."

"I'm sorry, what...?"

"I want a banana. If you don't give me a banana I'll sue you."

"Uh, well, um...We don't sell those."

"YOU GUYS SUCK!" *Hangs up*

Then I sue them. (The trekkie way)