An overlooked prediction.

Ult_Mac_Dady · **Posted:** December 29th, 2006, 10:45 pm

http://www.runescape.com/lang/en/aff/ru ... ostbag5.ws
In the 5th post bag from the hedge someone asked the Chaos Elemental some questions. The reply was funny and stupid at the time, BUT, looking closely you can see the Chaos Elemental started to talk about FUTURE UPDATES!

Chaos Elemental wrote:

Go. It smells like quarter past. Cabbages make the best soup. No, broccoli! Killerwatt killerwatt where have you been? Duckling ugly an was once there. Chaos Soahc, Jas. Hello? 15 at the last count. Did it ask a question? Bizarre boron swell, coolcoder9t tasty, doctor cole cruchy, meaty goodness. Chompy make da bestest yums! No, it seeks the blade. Stop the shifter, torcher and penance! Burn down the rum! Arrr, that it be. Checkmate queen, the boys are in town. My arm's adventure seeks solace with the sorcerers’ garden. Wilderness? Rewind less? Weird lens? Tanath cur!! Tanath cur!!

The Chaos Elemental's random reply was realy a HINT FROM JAGEX!

Adbot · **Posted:** December 29th, 2006, 10:45 pm

King Kulla · **Posted:** December 29th, 2006, 10:50 pm

Well, if it is, then please explain it to me, because I have no idea what even the bolded parts mean. XD

Ult_Mac_Dady · **Posted:** December 29th, 2006, 11:39 pm

King Kulla wrote:

Well, if it is, then please explain it to me, because I have no idea what even the bolded parts mean. XD

My arm's adventure is a quest that came out like a month ago.
Killerwatts are new monsters.
And I'm not sure why I boded the rum thing...

trekkie · **Posted:** December 29th, 2006, 11:42 pm

i believe that's trouble brewing since you have try and destroy the other group's rum business

The Haysta · **Posted:** December 30th, 2006, 1:02 am

Everyone who visits the Official Forum will know this already.

Warren · **Posted:** December 30th, 2006, 9:19 am

Weren't Killerwatts already out before that reply.

Adbot · **Posted:** December 30th, 2006, 9:19 am

Gontcha · **Posted:** December 30th, 2006, 1:19 pm

15 at last count

zmg, is it THE killcount we need for best barrow items?

†rivium-x · **Posted:** December 30th, 2006, 6:31 pm

Yep all of the messages from the elemental have hints in them, strangely a lot of his babble seems to be linked to zaros...DUN DUN DUNNNN!

Ami22 · **Posted:** January 1st, 2007, 10:01 am

†rivium-x wrote:

Yep, all of the messages from the elemental have hints in them. Strangely, a lot of his babble seems to be linked to Zaros...DUN DUN DUNNNN!

Did you just say "Zaros"? Give me an example.

Also, this Chaos Elemental letter houses even more clues:

JAGeX wrote:

Dress up big like a flappy bird, happy bird
Hunter strong when the ferrets herd, heretic’s word
Flappy high with twelve willow branches, brillo lunches
Bandos down with hail of punches, pail of hunches

Impy sheep new and shiny, sew and ninely
Curator taught but the kids are whiny, wilds not kindly
Izso easy to make troll king shiver, shoal thing river
Pick it up with the undead quiver, quintet liver

Sing the song for shantay claws, clumpy gores
Seasons pass for animal lores, magical chores
Penguin eyes are low and evil, crunchy weevil
Brutal way for shark retrieval, rather medieval

Trawl along the ancient bed, sucker’s head
Dwarf and scorp are almost dead... Almost dead.

I leave it to you to find the meaning in some of the more cryptic ones, but I will explain these:

-Dress up big like a flappy bird, happy bird

Remember in Eagles' Peak when you got to dress up as a big eagle to get to Nickolaus?

-Hunter strong when the ferrets herd, heretic’s word

I don't understand what "heretic's word" means, but by the content of the rest of this letter, it must be important. Plus, this was a direct clue to Hunting, as you can tell.

-Flappy high with twelve willow branches, brillo lunches

Again, no idea about the "brillo lunches", but this tells you a frighteningly large amount about Enlightened Journey.

-Pick it up with the undead quiver, quintet liver

Anyone remember Animal Magnetism? Mr. (or Mrs., I can never tell) Chaos Elemental was definetly trying to tell us something there, especially as this letter was released 4 months ago.

I didn't want to make an endless list of all the anagrams and clues here (and believe me, there are way more), so I leave it to you people to post more up here.

†rivium-x · **Posted:** January 1st, 2007, 11:06 am

I cannt remember any specific ones exept that i read the official NoobHq zaros discussion guide and a few people discussed it there. Also rumors that when Zamorak killed Zaros he was not killed, just banished and the chaos elemental is actually Zaros.