Joke war!

You guyz try and beat the joke i put out, and if you do I try beat yours, and so on. Ok here it is:

The Nuns

A bus full of nuns plummets off a cliff. They all die.
The Nuns are admitted to heaven through a special gate and are expected to make one last confession before they become angels. Several nuns are lined up at the gate waiting to be absolved before they are made holy.

"And so" says St Peter "have you had any contact with a *****?"

Well says the first nun, "I did once just touch the tip of one with the tip of my finger."

"Ok" says St Peter "Rinse your fingers in holy water and pass on into Heaven."

The next nun says "I did once get carried away and I sort of massaged one a bit."

"No problem" Says Peter "Just wash your hand in the holy water and pass on into Heaven."

Suddenly there's some jostling in the queue and one nun tries to cut in front of the line.

"Whats going on here" asks St Peter.

"Well your holiness," says the nun who is trying to improve here position at the front of the line. "If I'm going to have to gargle with that stuff, I want to do it before sister Mary sticks her *** in it!"

Heheh

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender laughs and says 'Hey why the long face'

John Kerry walks into the bar and the bartender says 'I wonder if I can use that stupid joke twice in a row'

ok a cowboy a archer and a mage all say u all get 1 wish after u make the wish u may jump and get it at the bottom of the cliff
the cowboy say i wish i had 1milloiun bullits and jump off and dies
the archer say i wish i had 1mill arrows jump and dies by implaement
the mage says i wish i had alot o runes jumpo realizes he hits bottom and dies he yelled holy CRAP HIT THE BTOOTM AND LANDEDin the crap got the arrows runs and bullits then kerry ocmes and jump off and syas weeeeeeeeeeeeee and lands in a cup of wizz

This is the absolute stupidest attept at a joke I have EVER Heard. Please, people, if you are going to make a joke, please make it worth everyones time (quality), and make it....clean? Please.

-- pika

Well, I guess John Kerry landing in a pool of wee isn;t so bad...heh...

lol