Your lvl is too high when...

Jessica · **Posted:** November 6th, 2005, 4:20 pm

I just wanted to make up abit of humor so here goes:

Everytime you try to put on Rune armor, you can't put it on because it shatters into a million pieces since your strength is too high

You have to order custom made armor from Ozaick (Sp?) since your every armor you put on shatters

Ozaick needed all the Runite in the world to make your custom armor, there was a shortage of Ruinite so he had to use the Runite from the gates of the legend's guild.

Even your custom made super strength Rune armor shatters into only a few pieces pieces so Ozaick had to use crazy glue to glue it back together

You are the ultimate player MOD because no one dares break the rules when your around

Everytime you attack anything, it will just say "Your level is too high, you can't train any skills any more"

When you can kill demons with a bronze weapon easily

You killed Elvarg with a steel long sword

Zezima is scared of you

You can hit 100 with an iron dagger

Tree spirits, rock golems, river trolls, zombies and shades kill themself because you are too strong for them

You can kill the KBD (King Black dragon) without even touching it (It's scared to death by your level)

Even Jagex MODS who are level 126 with perfect stats run from you

Your strength is so high that the ground shakes when you walk and windows shatter

Everytime you try to walk, all the other players and NPC's shout "Ahhhh its Godzilla! (Or Runescapezilla or whatever you can think of)

Adbot · **Posted:** November 6th, 2005, 4:20 pm

The Killer · **Posted:** November 7th, 2005, 5:57 am

When the three boss monsters (KBD, KQ and "702-monster") run away right after they saw you approaching.

When you train at KQ and KBD without needing any food or potions.

When you can 1-hit-kill all the monsters in game.

When you're stats are so high, you get bored of training them, and you cry because there isn't anymore stats to train, and runescape is your life (<wtf? lol)

When you think lvl 126's are noobs and make fun of them while bragging your combat lvl.

When you get swarmed with mobs of lvl 126(and below) "free stuff plz" noobs.

Anubis · **Posted:** November 7th, 2005, 6:46 am

Ozaick needed all the Runite in the world to make your custom armor, there was a shortage of Ruinite so he had to use the Runite from the gates of the legend's guild.
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actually - theyre mithril ;-)

but anyway
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When you consider barrows and whip to be 'noob armor\weapons'

When you walk through varrock everyone mimics your dress style

When the KQ retreats from you

When the KBB's poison flames heal you instead of damage