a true noob

trekkie · **Posted:** October 30th, 2005, 5:50 pm

i just got back to my dorm but the second i came back i had to talk with somebody about an experience i had and lucky for me jeff was on

enjoy

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i have met the noobest person in the world
trekkie says:
o r should i say child
Jeff says:
?
trekkie says:
i was with my mom we went to a temple
Jeff says:
ok
trekkie says:
i grabbed all my stuff since i was going to head back to my college dorm later
Jeff says:
yea
trekkie says:
i had a lot of time so i used my laptop in the computer lab to finish some hw
Jeff says:
then?
trekkie says:
later some7 year old kid comes in
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and starts playing some games on cartoonnetwork and stuff like that
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he puts on some headphones and then starts humming the music! which is annoying as hell!
Jeff says:
lol
trekkie says:
suddenly i see him trying to find a website so i asked what he was looking for
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he was looking for runescape
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but he typed in RUMESCAPE!
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i get him to the site (without tell him thati play)
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he makes a new acc, but the dumb thing is he tries to put in really names like kyle tyler etc
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for a password it was like jjjjj
Jeff says:
lol
trekkie says:
i finally get him to stop doing that
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he manages to finish his username
Jeff says:
ha
Jeff says:
lol!
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then i tell well go log in "aww man i forgot my username and password"
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which is 5 minutes later when he was done!
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so he goes and make ajnother one
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again he puts in names lke kyle, tyler
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qwerty
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for a password
Jeff says:
stupid noob ^^
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he finally gets done with the 2nd account
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and he forgots his password!
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so again he makes a 3rd account
Jeff says:
...
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he finally manages to log in (wow took like half an hour)
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he doesnt know how to click man
Jeff says:
-ha
trekkie says:
he doesn't know to talk to ppl with the arrow above them
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it took him 1 FULL hour!! to finish turtorial island
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when he finally gets to lumbrdige
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he has no idea what he's doing
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i swear to god he asked me "what does eat do?"
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he gets to draynor and catches a few shrimp
Jeff says:
lol
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he still cannont se the diffrence between a real player and an |NPC
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a lvl 26 jail guard attacks him
Jeff says:
lmao
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then he goes back to fishing
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he then WALKS into a NPC dark wizard
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who just kills him
Jeff says:
rofl
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he doesn't know how how to cut fish
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o and i forgot to mention
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when i askd him to right click on a rock to prospect it
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he had no idea what right click was...
Jeff says:
=')
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later after he left odds are that he'll forget his password and everything
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then i told my friend "if a player doesn't know what right click is don't play rs"
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i told a guy over there
Jeff says:
lol
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"i'm going to have fun telling my friends this story"
Jeff says:
=)
trekkie says:
this proves that ALL NOOBS ARE under 10 years old

i swear on my own grades that this happened in real life!

Adbot · **Posted:** October 30th, 2005, 5:50 pm

zante4950 · **Posted:** October 30th, 2005, 5:54 pm

rofl if u dont know what right click is u shouldnt be on the computer

T3hfox · **Posted:** October 30th, 2005, 5:55 pm

Lmao. That is truly a noob.

thief18954 · **Posted:** October 30th, 2005, 5:59 pm

I think it's more of stupidity than newbliness. After all, it's only a 7-year old kid. Cut him some slack, I don't think they taught him in school how to spell 'Runescape' or remember complex passwords. (Even though jjjjj isn't really much of a password.) Still, you can't really expect a kid to remember passwords.

trekkie · **Posted:** October 30th, 2005, 6:02 pm

why should i cut him some slack? he can play all those flash games very easily. from what i see, left clicking and using the arrows key to move around isn't that hard

Robbie · **Posted:** October 30th, 2005, 8:23 pm

I'm pretty sure if you were 7 years old, you wouldn't like people calling you dumb.

That's why you don't learn calculus in grade 2

Adbot · **Posted:** October 30th, 2005, 8:23 pm

Dave · **Posted:** October 30th, 2005, 8:24 pm

Kinda sad. I mean he is new to the game but it is not that hard to tell a npc from a real player. Also not knowing how to right click, he shouldn't even be at the computer if he doesn't know that.

trekkie · **Posted:** October 30th, 2005, 9:47 pm

me mental2 wrote:

I'm pretty sure if you were 7 years old, you wouldn't like people calling you dumb.

That's why you don't learn calculus in grade 2

actually by how i grew up i always looked down on myself so no matter what i do i critize my own work so that even if it is good i'll feel good but if it was horrible i wouldn't give a ...

yep this always work for me. like i do now (you're stupid me: O well)

Pat · **Posted:** October 30th, 2005, 9:57 pm

i grew up (sorta) learning that "constructive criticism is better than a compliment"

but still, not knowing how to right click?

Spaz · **Posted:** October 30th, 2005, 11:22 pm

-And that boy was me!
JK
But anyhow.I think if you cant spell the word "Runescape"...Dont play it?I mean I dont play games which names I cant spell.
^-^

Anubis · **Posted:** October 31st, 2005, 2:34 am

My 8 year old brother can play runescape, and he already has a cbt 56 account with 65 wc. o.0

Not all noobs are under 10, but they generally ACT as though they are under ten. And thats most probably due to the fact they either have only just got a computer, or have never experienced being in a community.

But yeah - LOL.