Funnyist thing you ever saw on runescape????

Robbie · **Posted:** October 30th, 2005, 1:09 pm

Landspeeder wrote:

(in Lumbrigde)

noob: Is This aradounge?

ME: Yeah

Noob: well where are tha cke stalls

me: well in you go down to the cellar of the castle witha pickaxe go thru the hole thru the other hole and keep walking

Noob: OH TYVM! i'll pay you

*offers 5 gp*

that's not funny.

that's just being a jerk

Adbot · **Posted:** October 30th, 2005, 1:09 pm

Mushroom Queen · **Posted:** October 30th, 2005, 1:57 pm

This isn't that funny, but when I was fishing..a level 9 got a random event from the Drunken Dwarf. And apparently, this kid thought that he was an actual player. He kept going "leav me alone noob!!" and "quit hittin me!" I can't actually remember if he died or not.

Brad · **Posted:** October 30th, 2005, 2:39 pm

umm i can see using my powers of forsight this will just be a topic that goes on and on and on a bit more, until it reaches nearly 100 pages, then i lock it for the slightest little slip up in the rules =)

but anyways, mine was probably, when someone died in the fishing guild, then came back and asked for their 20 raw lobsters back.

zante4950 · **Posted:** October 30th, 2005, 4:42 pm

i have 3

a lvl 122 training on goblins

a lvl 13 saying he will own me on his lvl 199 main

and some1 buying 1k buckets

my main is benny34234 · **Posted:** October 30th, 2005, 4:48 pm

1 guy came up to me and said nice amour (i was not wearing amour lmao) he said wanna be friends?

T3hfox · **Posted:** October 30th, 2005, 4:52 pm

zante4950 wrote:

i have 3

a lvl 122 training on goblins

a lvl 13 saying he will own me on his lvl 199 main

and some1 buying 1k buckets

A lot of people buy buckets for ectofunctous.

Adbot · **Posted:** October 30th, 2005, 4:52 pm

zante4950 · **Posted:** October 30th, 2005, 5:57 pm

T3hfox wrote:

zante4950 wrote:

i have 3

a lvl 122 training on goblins

a lvl 13 saying he will own me on his lvl 199 main

and some1 buying 1k buckets

A lot of people buy buckets for ectofunctous.

i dont see how a lvl 9 beat that quest o.0

Pat · **Posted:** October 30th, 2005, 10:03 pm

who said it was lvl 9?

anyways, mine is when i got haxed, and the hacker left some stuff in my bank. i got hacked full rune, my blue mask =,(, ammy of power and strength, all my rune weps.

and then, he pms me and asks me for his addy pic and green gloves back.

Spaz · **Posted:** October 30th, 2005, 11:30 pm

My funniest story you ask?I was recently pking at green dragons with my tbing friend demon. We TB this one pker..full rune,lvl 75. So I get him to like 20 hp and he runs,he eats 2 things.He runs into green dragons so I can apparently get scared and run because I didnt have a anti-dragon breath sheild. So I run back to demon.And the kill message pops up. Apparantly he was running back and was 1 hit by a dragon

Anubis · **Posted:** October 31st, 2005, 2:42 am

Funniest thing I saw, was... I was in level 48/47 wilderness waiting for rune miners to log in. (hehehe)

And uh oh, my mini-map showed that 3 players were running towards me, i quickly changed my camera veiw to see their cbt levels and it turned out to be three lev 110's.

Deciding that waiting was not a good idea. (as they werent likely to let me live) I started to run away! Or tried to, i was out of energy, even so, if i did have 100%, the rune ore i'd pked prolly would have brought it down quite quickly.

So, i was (quickly) walking toward level 20 wilderness to tele to varrock. When all of a sudden, I realised, these players were wearing bronze! o.0

So, I turned around and 0wned all three of them =D

Got myself three more dds's and a d long that day. and wow, i was only expecting a bagful of rune ore. =P

Alex 43 · **Posted:** October 31st, 2005, 3:51 pm

A number of things happened to me because of my lovely dragon spear.

Level 83: I buy yur staff plz I really need
Alex 43: *Looks at dragon spear* It's a spear.
Level 83: Oh can i buy I really need
Alex 43: (Ok, this guy didn't know it's a spear, so he obviously didn't 'need' it) Not for sale.

Level 106: What staff?
Alex 43: Spear.
Level 106: Oh what spear?
Alex 43: Dragon spear.
Level 106: What poison?
Alex 43: Karambwan poison.
Level 106: How'd you get it?
Alex 43: Tai Bwo Wannai Trio.
Leve 106: Is that a quest?

Level 75: I buy your staff.
Alex 43: Spear.
Level 75: I buy your spear.
Alex 43: Not for sale.
Level 75: Plz
Alex 43: Sorry, it's not for sale!
Level 75: Plz I make good offer.
Alex 43: I wouldn't sell it for a million coins.
Level 75: I buy for 5 mill
Alex 43: (Woah, this guy definately doesn't have 5 million coins. He doesn't even have full runite.) You have 5 million coins?
Level 75: Yeah. I have full Guthan.
Alex 43: (This I gotta see) Ok, i'll sell it for 5 million.
Level 75: Ok. I brb. Bank.
Alex 43: (We're just south of Falador east bank. This won't take long.) *5 minutes later* (Ok, where is he?)

Now we're messaging each other

Alex 43: Where are you?
Level 75: Meet in Camelot?
Alex 43: (Why's he there?) Ok, hang on. *Alex 43 runs to bank, grabs teleport, teleports to Camelot* Ok, where are you in Camelot?
Level 75: Sorry, I teleported to Falador.
Alex 43: (Hmm) *Doesn't teleport* Ok, i'm in Falador
Level 75: Sorry, i teleported somewhere else. i'm training my magic.
Alex 43: (If he's training magic and can teleport to Camelot, you'd think he's teleport there over and over?) Um ... then why don't you just keep Camelot teleporting?
Level 75: Ok, how about we meet at Kaqemeex? I have to do quest.
Alex 43: Which one?
Level 75: Witches House.
Alex 43: (Why's he at Kaqemeex then?!?) Ok, I'm on my way. *Travels there* Ok, I'm here.
Level 75: *Logs out*
Alex 43: (And there you have it, folks. A rich guy who's too proud of himself to engage in a trade.)

8 times in 3 days:

1 of 8 people: What staff?
Alex 43: Spear.

A level 67 walks up to me carrying a mithril spear.

Level 67: What staff
Alex 43: Spear.
Level 67: Ooh what poison
Alex 43: Karambwan poison. Want some? (I usually have some in my bank in case someone wants to buy some. If you're lucky and catch me, I'll give them out for free.)
Level 67: Yes please
Alex 43: 1 sec. *Runs to bank, gets karambwan and mortar and pestle, and returns* Here you go.
--TRADE SCREEN--
Alex 43: *Gives Karambwan and mortar and pestle* Now, don't eat it.
Level 67: *Eats it, it does 5 damage* Omg! *Takes off toward bank, obviously for anti-poison*
Alex 43: (You'd think anyone's smart enough to put 2 and 2 together. Why else would I also give him a mortar and pestle?)