jokes

Evelyn · **Posted:** October 15th, 2005, 10:50 am

trekkie wrote:

a guy walks into a bar.

he says ow

now rate how lame that was

5/10 That must've hurt.

Adbot · **Posted:** October 15th, 2005, 10:50 am

sound_proof · **Posted:** October 15th, 2005, 11:02 am

thats what you call "stupid funny" lol

hmm.. thinks of more jokes :roll:

a lil boy was lickin a lollipop happily in the park
a dog comes and pees beside it and the lil boy smells it..
thats how the bad word beginin with "b" was invented..
thts y its about dogs

Dragon · **Posted:** October 20th, 2005, 7:38 pm

10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty

1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Dam, I missed the hole again.

If a Mod considers these bad they can take them out and Im sorry if I broke a rule or offended anyone.

Originaly from http://www.killsometime.com

Ult_Mac_Dady · **Posted:** October 22nd, 2005, 7:51 am

dragonrai6 wrote:

10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty

1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Dam, I missed the hole again.

If a Mod considers these bad they can take them out and Im sorry if I broke a rule or offended anyone.

thats plegerisam!!!!
origanly from http://www.killsometime.com ! ban him ban him!

Dragon · **Posted:** October 22nd, 2005, 8:31 am

I know I took it from another site, it never said we had to make our own jokes.

sk8ar34234 · **Posted:** October 22nd, 2005, 4:20 pm

there is two kids playing hide-and seek..

the first kids name is trouble
and the seconds is non of your buisness

So they're playing hide-seek and trouble is it.. Trouble is counting while non of your buisness looks for a hiding spot

non of your buisneed decides to hide in a poilce car that he saw..

suddenly a police officer comes and asks the kid what his name is.

the kids replys "non of your buisness" the poilce officer asks again..

non of your buisness the kid tells him... the police officer angrilly yells What is your name!!
again the kid says non of your buisness

The poilce officer asks the kid if he is looking for trouble
non of your buissnes says
"no trouble is looking for me"

u only get that 1 if u read the whole thing...

Its probly funnier if i tell you in rl but i cant so read it

Adbot · **Posted:** October 22nd, 2005, 4:20 pm

zante4950 · **Posted:** October 22nd, 2005, 5:37 pm

lmao these are funny

keep them coming and ill start to think of some

sound_proof · **Posted:** October 22nd, 2005, 6:45 pm

sk8ar34234

tht joke has a lot of variety in many different languages

i heard of it before
but its still funny

i got no more jokes.. ill try to think of more soon

Robbie · **Posted:** October 24th, 2005, 3:05 pm

A couple is touring a graveyard when they spot a tombstone that reads "Here lies an honest man and a politician." The man says to the woman, "Look honey, there's two people in that grave."

Pat · **Posted:** October 24th, 2005, 4:45 pm

lool, that's pretty funny me mental.

ok, so here's one:

there was a religious man stranded on a sinking island.
a boat comes along and a man on it says: hop on!!! i'll save you!!!!!!!!!!
the man says,"no, god will save me."
another boat comes along and a man on it says: hop on! i'll save you!!!!!
the man says, "no, god will save me."
and another boat comes along and a man on it says: hop on, i'll save you!!!
the man says, "no, god will save me."

so then no more boats came and the island sank and the man drowned.

in heaven, the man asked god, "why didn't you save me?"

so god says, "hey, i sent you 3 boats."

imsleepy1 · **Posted:** October 24th, 2005, 6:12 pm

ok a drunk guy gets pulled over by a cop and the cop says have you been drinking? your eyes are a little red. drunk guy says your eyes are a little glazed. have you been eating a donut?

The Killer · **Posted:** October 24th, 2005, 11:43 pm

Here's one my friend recently told me.

Peat and Repeat are playing in the playground. They decided to play hide and seek. Peat was first to hide, then he got lost. Who was left in the playground?

This is the part you say "Repeat"

*repeats story again*

Endless cycle

try it out.

hobobob · **Posted:** October 29th, 2005, 1:23 pm

there are 3 poeple in a store. They rob the store, and a policeman camein, So the 3 poeple hide in potato sacks. The policeman kicks the first sack, and the guy says "woof". The policeman says "OKay, it's only a dog...". He kicks the second and the second guy says "meow". The poiliceman says " Oh, it's only a cat". Then the policeman kicks the thrid bag, and the guy inside says" Potato!"...

my main is benny34234 · **Posted:** November 2nd, 2005, 8:30 pm

Chris wrote:

K, get back on topic before we start a flame war.
Also this seems to be more discussion rather than media.

Top 10 Ways to Get Rid of Telemarketers

10) Pretend you don't speak English.

9) Say "Hold on," then scream to a nonexistent person: "If you try to take the knife out, it'll just hurt worse!"

Burst into tears when money is mentioned.

7) Ask if the deal is good for all your personalities.

6) Tell them you'll accept their offer if they can guess your color of underwear.

5) Repeat everything they say in the form of a question.

4) As soon as they identify themselves, say, "You guys are still in business? Well, I guess the bomb has another 30 seconds."

3) Tell them the restraining order applies to phone calls as well as physical distance.

2) Mutter: "Aww, ****. Not another one. The last Jehovah's Witness almost got me the death penalty."

1) HANG UP THE DARN PHONE!

lmao im going to try that

TheMothAssassin · **Posted:** November 5th, 2005, 12:41 am

On their way from Yanille to Ardougne a pair of adventurers were beset by rain. They sought shelter in the clock tower monastery and the monks gladly gave them a room for the night. However, in the middle of the night they were awakened by a strange thumping sound from above. It stopped before long, though, so they got back to sleep.

The next morning they asked Brother Omad about it.

"I can't tell you that," he replied.

"Why not?" they asked.

"Because neither of you are Clock Tower Monks. Only Clock Tower Monks may know what it is."

"But if we were to become Clock Tower Monks?"

"Then we would gladly share our secret with you."

And so the two adventurers set out on a long quest of toil and patience, chopping firewood, tending the bush patch, maintaining the clock tower, and much much more. Finally Brother Omad asked to speak to them.

"You have done well. Clearly you are patient and of good character. You are now Clock Tower Monks. And as promised, you may now find out what our secret is upstairs."

And so they were shown upstairs. Brother Omad led them to a door and told them to open it. They did so and found another door, which they opened to reveal another door. After about ten doors they came into a room. And there it was. At long last they found out what made that thumping sound on the night of their stay.

But I can't tell you what it was because you're not a Clock Tower Monk.