Dumb Newbie Conversations v2

There used to be a topic about this, but it died out and was locked. However I heard the funniest thing yesterday while training my pure on F2P...

HAHA i'll post a few of mine later. gotta copy them later

Grandpamuto

04 Aug 2005 03:57 Edit Message

I was in varrock bank with a noob.

noob: Runescape blocks out your pass!! look!! *******
(censor)
me: (not falling for it): boonuoykcuf
noob: haha im gonna hack you after you log out!!
me: are you sure?? read my pass backwards
*reports noob*
noob: you're the noob.
me: are you sure??? I just reported you.
noob: yea, sure whatever.
*noob logs off*
me: *continues doing whatever i was doing at that time*

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this just happend in cathy while i was fishing

noob: selling Paramaya ticket 1.5 mil!
noob 2: buying Paramaya ticket for full d armor
*ironicly they don't trade each other*
me: Paramaya ticket???
noob: selling Paramaya ticket 1.5 mil!
noob 2: buying Paramaya ticket for full d armor!
me * does a seach on the object found it's the ticket for going in the hotel in shilo!
me: you scammer you 2 are working together!
noob1: shut up *insert words*
me: those tickets are for the hotel in shilo village! lets report them both!!

after a while they left dumb huh



here's one that i did a few months ago but i never posted it up. i kept forgeting at the time

me in f2p wanting to mess around with noobs.
i had made 1 full iron and scimmy and kite and went to look for ppl. i was weilding a magic staff. later around lumby i see a low lvl killing a goblin

me: hmm much power i sense in you. will you fight for saradomin?
player 1: who is saradomin?
me: why he is the god of Runescape. will you fight for him?
player 1: sure
me: good good, but first we must have a test. go kill that goblin.
*kills it*
me: nice nice. here take this armor and the cape of saradomin.
player 2: ooo ME!!! i want to fight for saradomin too!
*me just knowing he wants free stuff but i had another full iron*
me: well then i must talk to the gods. here follow me.
* we head toward the monostary but i went to kill some highway man to get a cape. we got to the monostary
me: wait down here while i talk to the gods.
* i switch to p2p world so i could tele to draynor to make a blue cape and went back and grabbed 2 pairs of monk robe*
me: now follow me to the top of ice mountain.
me: *player 1* do you swear to fight for saradomin?
1: yes i do
me: then take the robes of saradomin
me: *player 2* do you swear to fight for saradomin?
2: yes i do
me: then take the robes of saradomin. you are now warriors of saradomin, you must honor him, and never do evil things such as scamming or hacking.
*player 2* you must train him, for he is the chosen one.
me: here take my staff and may it give you great honor. alas i must leave this world. good bye

then i left. it was so much fun i swear it seemed like they realy though i was a really talkng to a god



noob: nice phat
me (wearing blue mask): its not a phat
noob: o what is it then?
me : mask
noob so if its not a phat what is itme: a masknoob: what kind of mask
me : a blue mask...
noob: thats it?
me yes...
noob: are you sure?



me cooking sharks
noob: where you get feathers?
me: kill chickens
noob: how i make it into a hat
me: you dont
noob: how do you wear it
me: (wearing a chompy hat) its not a feather hat
noob: god damit! yes you are!
me: its a quest hat geez
noob: which one?
me: legends (lying haha )
noob: DAMIT!

Recent Noob Conversation:
Noob: Yes, I have a Santa Hat.
Myself: Somebody call an ambulance.
N: You are sooo jealous.
M: I have two noob. (Trades and shows)
N: So
M: Wear your santa.
N: I can't I am not a high enough level.

I saw this conversation last week training on a skill pure I am making.

N: I have a 112 main with dragon plate
Like 5 other people: There is no dragon plate

He then keeps insisting that "yes there is" and calling everyone else noobs.

lol the last 1 is the best 1 ever seen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lol pillows.

rofl rof that is funny what a n00b wow if you are gonna try and scam dont be stupid ( scamming is very bad )

I might have already posted this on the original one

I was walking around lumbridge and I had my rune 2h that time

Noob:Can I buy your blue sword?
Me: No
Noob: Why not?
Me: You can't use it!
Noob: Who says
Me:You don't have lvl 40 attack!

(Noob runs away)