I'M LEAVING YOU COW

Hello little runescapers and nonrunescapers a like. I am leaving. I've decided to go pillaging across the sea..i can't remember when I'm coming back but it's either this sunday or sometime early next week.

I'll be sailing away on the SS Pirate tomorrow morning at 6:30am in piratey dover. If you'd like to come wave me good bye please do.

I wont tell you where I'm going so I'll leave clues! ITS FUN THAT WAY.




And for my final clue i wanted to post a picture of a hooker but i thought that might get me in trouble. So here;



First one to figure it all out gets a prize! AND NO CHEATING. I might bring back photos but i probably wont cause i dont own a camera.

The clogs and hooker remark make me think Amsterdam.. but the chocolates make me think Belgium. hmm..

Have a good time.

I should of been more clear. 3 pictures for 3 different countries. And ty you may come too if you like.

just swim creepy

Trip around northern Europe? sounds fun. If you are going to France be sure to remind them how badly their team played at the world cup.

Same goes for any Italians you see, Creepy.

I was talking to some english guy on the boat back yesterday and he meantioned the world cup was very much like WW2.

The French and Italians all bowed out early, the Americans show up at the last minute..and the British are left to fight the germans. Tho the result yesterday sorta ruined that joke. Thanks a lot English football team you guys blow just a bit harder now.

I am back anywho. I'm currently glowing a bit because of the sunburn. Forgot my hat so i had to buy one and my god what a rip off it was. 20 Euros for a hat.

France = bigger version of England with worse food.
Belgium = rather boring.
Holland = Mental. Tho that might of been because we arrived for a festivel. Went into town and there was stages and bands playing around like every corner, streets absolutley packed..bloody bungie jumping in a car all sorts of crazy stuff. Americans, Spanish, Germans, Italians, Frenchies, Dutch and Brits all there and accounted for.

This may be locked noww anywho as i am back and wont be heading outside ever again because the sun hurts me.