I almost forgot it was Saturday!

Stupid school holidays confusing me..
Speaking of confusion, this week we present to you a confusing theme (thought up by Bluebrisingr):
Worst Sigs.
Your objective is, instead of trying to impress the judges with your beautiful signature, to create a signature which really sucks. We want to see some eye-burning, horribly disgusting, breaks-all-the-rules-of-making-good-sigs sigs. I expect this will take some creativity but also some skill; only experienced signature artists have really seen the worst of the worst.

So if you think you *really* suck, this is your chance for victory.

.. (I'm kidding, this is a FUN competition)
Animation is allowed, and the size limit will be raised to 600x300.Good luck everyone, and have fun!
PS. Judges rotate after voting has taken place this week, it's actually been five weeks but apparently no one noticed

they go by so quickly - judges, please do not enter unless you will be inactive after rotation.