Revenge in the name of TBFL

The fake starts out with Gamox1 (Sonata of Light) on Mario's glider from the "Saving Private Poke" fake by TBFL. He takes the bomb which was meant to destroy Varrock, and plants it on the plane, then Home Teleports away just before it explodes. I was watching all this through TBFL's security monitor, and after the transmission blanks out (due to the camera being destroyed), I switch to a satellite camera above Gielinor, and see the explosion as it spreads. I close the security interface and vow my revenge, then teleport to my headquarters (the teleport spell lets me choose what room, and I chose the Library). In the Library, I search through the shelves until I find the book I need - specifically, a recount of the events which happened in the famous Square Enix RPG, Chrono Trigger. In the fifteenth chapter, it has the incantation which Magus chanted when he was summoning Lavos. I cast the Ritual Summoning spell (which is unrelated to the Summoning skill and uses chants), and retype the lines Magus spoke. The scene then shifts to a noob cooking something in Lumbridge Castle's kitchen. The ground begins shaking coincidentally after the cook adds some spice to his dish, and a geyser of molten rock shoots out from beneath him. The scene shifts again, this time back to me, after I teleported back to TBFL's HQ, and I am watching from the satellite camera as Lavos emerges from the earth and shoots his lasers. The scene shifts once more, this time to Gamox in front of Lumbridge's castle, as he wonders what is happening. The lasers rain down from the sky and destroy everything they touch, including Gamox just as he was about to type a "naughty word"... The scene fades to black, and Lavos's roar is heard one last time. Eventually, a new scene fades in - the ruined castle of Lumbridge, with Top Hat (aka The Evil Bunny) standing by the charred steps. A few seconds later, the other members of TBFL respawn beside him, as he ponders why it took so long to respawn, Poke checks that everyone is safe, and Mario points out that Lumbridge has been destroyed. Finally, the credits roll, with the same background music heard in Chrono Trigger's ending.