I live in Pittsburgh and my office is in Singapore. I fly 27 hours each way once a month to go to work. How can duct tape make this absolutely unbearably long flight shorter?Call a taxi. Duct tape a note to your chest that says, "Take me to the airport and load me on flight #___." Make sure you have your boarding pass and enough money for the cab fare attached to the note. Then, duct tape a bunch of bricks precariously over the front door of your house. When you open the door as you leave for the airport, the bricks will fall on your head rendering you unconscious. The taxi driver will read the note, load you in the cab, take you to the airport, and get you on the flight. You should regain consciousness somewhere near your destination. For the duration of the flight, duct tape ice to your head to ease the swelling and the resultant headache. It’s that simple! Safe travels! – DTG
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