The antler dude and the shopkeeper.

momsrascal93 · **Posted:** July 16th, 2007, 5:49 am

This is a comedy about a clumsy noob wearing the reindeer antler x-mas drop which happens to be stuck on his head and a shop keeper that just set up shop.

Once there was a clumsy noob. Last x-mas he got the antler x-mas drop. Three days after x-mas, Zezima put super glue on it and it got stuck on the noob when he put it on. So now, every one calls him Antler Dude. One day, Antler Dude was wandering though runescape when he noticed a new shop.

"That wasn't there before" Antler dude said. So he walked over the the shop. He walked into the shop normally only to relize the door wasn't wide enough.

"I'm stuck!" Antler dude cried.

"Walk in sideways then!" Called the shopkeeper. So Antler Dude did. When he entered, he knocked over a candle and burned the place down. The shopkeeper forced him to rebuild his new shop.

"Look what you did! Build this place back up right now!" Yelled the shopkeeper. So Antler dude started piling up the ashes.

"Not like that you noob! With wood and nails!" Yelled the shopkeeper. Building his shop would be hard considering he only had level 1 construction. So he got some twigs, glue, hay, bricks, and string. When he was done, the first wall was made of tied and glued together twigs. The second wall was made of hay. The third wall was made bricks, and the fourth wall was imagnary! The shopkeeper liked to pretend it was made of chocolate. The roof was made of aluminum foil which would blow away in the slightest breeze and the door was a cardboard cut-out.

"All finished!" Antler Dude declared. The shopkeeper took one look and his face turned red. Not an embarassed red but an angry red.

"You call this fixed!?" The shopkeeper screamed.

"Omg! Stfu! I'm only lvl 1 construction!" Antler Dude yelled.Then a dragon came by looking very unsatisfied.

"I want a refund for this faulty item you sold me!" the dragon yelled.

"Sorry. No refunds" The shopkeeper replied. The enraged dragon blew fire at the shop. The twig wall and hay went up into flames. The dragon ate the imagnary chocolate wall and flew off. The poorly constructed brick wall toppeled on top of Antler dude and the shopkeeper and they both ended up in Lumbridge.

The End!

Adbot · **Posted:** July 16th, 2007, 5:49 am

Mikhail · **Posted:** July 16th, 2007, 5:48 pm

Nice Story i like could you make more of antler dude series?

Gigidey Guru · **Posted:** July 17th, 2007, 2:56 am

Good story! I like it but there are, like unanswered questions like... Why did he glue antlers to the noobs head? How did they meet or whatever. But all in all a good story. Make more.

momsrascal93 · **Posted:** July 17th, 2007, 9:51 am

The Beatles wrote:

Nice Story i like could you make more of antler dude series?

How do you know I'm not working on more?

HappiestMaul · **Posted:** July 31st, 2007, 5:20 pm

I can see myself doing that.

Kirby · **Posted:** August 3rd, 2007, 11:43 am

Lol that was funny, what was the item the dragon was unsatisfied with though?

Adbot · **Posted:** August 3rd, 2007, 11:43 am

momsrascal93 · **Posted:** August 3rd, 2007, 3:14 pm

Fyrewyvern wrote:

Lol that was funny, what was the item the dragon was unsatisfied with though?

Use your imagnation.