How to be an online A-Hole

CreepyPirate · **Posted:** April 30th, 2007, 1:53 pm

http://www.gamealmighty.com/story-indiv ... ne_A_hole/

I might as well add this one works very well:

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Tip #10: Quit When Losing

If you're just starting down the road of being an a-hole, then Tip #10 is your bread and butter. Never, ever...under any circumstances, see a game through to the end that you happen to be losing. While not as effective in first-person shooters, it's an essential skill in sports games when it's just you and some other poor soul. Depriving someone of a rightfully earned victory will elevate your a-holeness to new levels of greatness.

Made me laugh thinking about it to, isn't funny when it happens but ya the thought of it happening to others...;$

Adbot · **Posted:** April 30th, 2007, 1:53 pm

Kronic · **Posted:** April 30th, 2007, 2:08 pm

Hahaha, that's pretty good. I think I liked this one the most... :lol:

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Tip #3: Ask Questions

Upon first entering a game, make sure you immediately ask pointless questions like, “Where is everyone from?” and “I'm 26, how old is everyone?” If someone says they're over 30, immediately call them old and insist that they're a loser because they still play videogames. Little touches like, “Oh, so you don't like chicks anymore?” are also good. Bonus points can be earned for ridiculing where people live. Please use stereotypes when talking about people from the south. A sure way to be considered an a-hole is to insist that all people from southern states sound ignorant. Place special emphasis on mocking all the accents you hear.

I think they need to add:

Tip #13: Play Music

Make sure that you play the loudest most obnoxious music in backround. It's best to have it loud enough to where your other teammates cannot hear anything. Also an added A-hole bonus includes singing along with the music in a high-pitched, highly unrealistic voice just to **** everyone off.

Sworded · **Posted:** April 30th, 2007, 3:17 pm

Hilarious read. I'll have to link my friend to that, he does about 6-7 of those things.

James · **Posted:** April 30th, 2007, 4:52 pm

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Tip #2: Curse Like a Drunken Sailor

This is more difficult than it sounds because it requires unrelenting tenacity. I'm not talking about dropping an intermittent f-bomb here and there, oh no. I'm talking about an endless stream of vulgarities that flow out of your mouth with such ease, even Martin Scorsese would blanch. It really helps to repeat the same word over and over again, even if it doesn't relate to anything you or other players are currently doing in game. Change the volume and intensity of your voice, ranging from low whispers to ear-melting screams.

Lol Thats great.

hummerwar921 · **Posted:** April 30th, 2007, 5:05 pm

Spawn Kill (WarRock)

Ah, one of the things all FPS players hate, nubs and pros alike. Simple get an RPG or a really good fully-automatic assault rifle with a large magazine. Capture all of their bases, and go hang out at their base with a few friends. If you see someone, shoot them! Own them in seconds, not giving them ANY time to pull out a weapon! You can level up very quickly with this, and this will make you SUPER A-HOLE!!!!! It's so fun. But when the opponents finally get ticked, they'll un-equip their knuckles so their pistol will be out automatically. No matter, you can still own them hard! Best of all, you can't get banned for this! Make sure you can roll behind them quick, make them spin around in confusion, and RATATATATATAT, cream 'em.

Cowboyofdeath · **Posted:** April 30th, 2007, 5:16 pm

My friend always (ALWAYS) turns off his handheld DS when he starts losing on EVERY multiplayer match.

He's on the road to be an A-hole, eh?

It ***** everyone off, MAJORLY. Lol, someone nearly broke his nose. :\

Adbot · **Posted:** April 30th, 2007, 5:16 pm

Mr Pink · **Posted:** April 30th, 2007, 6:14 pm

I have to meet up with those kind of people everyday on CS :lol: